Why isn't bacon on the $1 bill?

[JulesMaximus]

In Bacon we trust right? Why not put a piece of awesome meat on the most used bill?
Someone start a Whitehouse.gov petition. I want a response.

:awe:

Fail at parody thread.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

You so fucking fail at parroty threads. In before lock.

 

[JulesMaximus]

You so fucking fail at parroty threads. In before lock.

Your trouble is you need to get more fun out of life. :sneaky:

Wait for my "Why can't I have multiple knives" thread.

 

[moonbogg]

Posting in a moonbogg thread.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Posting in a moonbogg thread.

Damn time warp...

 

[akugami]

Your trouble is you need to get more fun out of life. :sneaky:

Wait for my "Why can't I have multiple knives" thread.

Robert Englund approves this message.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Your trouble is you need to get more fun out of life. :sneaky:

Wait for my "Why can't I have multiple knives" thread.

Fun is over rated, wanna hold hands instead?

 

[SlitheryDee]

I prefer stodgy-looking white dudes on my money. Seems more American.