Why is there a statue of a dude humping a turtle

compuwiz1

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Don't worry about the Turtle. It has a lot of armor. It can take care of itself. :laugh:
 

Squisher

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I don't know, but I've been told.
Turtle pussy is mighty cold!
Mmm, good!
Feels good!
Is good!
Real good!
Tastes good!
Mighty good!
Good for you!
Good for me!
 

BlackTigers

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It's sea turtle fucking season, dude.
They fuck for three hours, dude.
I mean, that's magical.