Well, it's not AWFUL. It's just really bad considering the amount of time, money and hype surrounding the game. I didn't play it all the way through, but the highlights:
- Frogs and other tiny-ass insects you're forced to kill; a difficult task at best.
- Your "sidekicks", Superfly Johnson and Mikiko, are better at getting in the line of fire and clipping themselves into walls than they are at helping you.
- Superfly Johnson? WTF kind of name is that?
- Ugly, ugly game. Carmack loves browns, Romero loves greens.