Why is Santa so jolly?

[episodic]

Because he knows where all the naughty women are. . .

 

[MercenaryForHire]

He's got more snow than Charlie Sheen, and always has Ho Ho Ho's around.

- M4H

 

[FoBoT]

hot chocolate

he drinks all the hot chocolate that he wants

 

[MrCodeDude]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
hot chocolate

he drinks all the hot chocolate that he wants

lolololol

 

[quizzelsnatch]

santa=satan?

 

[Howard]

Because Ms. Claus is polymorphic.

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: episodic
Because he knows where all the naughty girls are. . .

Fixed :Q

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

He smokes the best dope.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Howard
Because Ms. Claus is polymorphic.

😕 WTH?

 

[Atomicus]

He's a glutton.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
He's got more snow than Charlie Sheen, and always has Ho Ho Ho's around.

- M4H

LMFAO! :laugh:

Cheers MercenaryForHire :beer:

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Howard
Because Ms. Claus is polymorphic.

😕 WTH?

Main Entry: poly·mor·phism
Pronunciation: "pä-lE-'mor-"fi-z&m
Function: noun
: the quality or state of being able to assume different forms

:evil:

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Howard
Main Entry: poly·mor·phism
Pronunciation: "pä-lE-'mor-"fi-z&m
Function: noun
: the quality or state of being able to assume different forms
:evil:

I know what polymorphism is, I just don't know what the hell you're talking about

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Howard
Main Entry: poly·mor·phism
Pronunciation: "pä-lE-'mor-"fi-z&m
Function: noun
: the quality or state of being able to assume different forms
:evil:

I know what polymorphism is, I just don't know what the hell you're talking about

Ms. Claus can look hot, or she could look like anything. She could even look hot! And you know how much Santa Claus wants that.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Howard
Main Entry: poly·mor·phism
Pronunciation: "pä-lE-'mor-"fi-z&m
Function: noun
: the quality or state of being able to assume different forms
:evil:

I know what polymorphism is, I just don't know what the hell you're talking about

Ms. Claus can look hot, or she could look like anything. She could even look hot! And you know how much Santa Claus wants that.

Dude...I think you need to lay off the hard apple cider

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Howard
Ms. Claus can look hot, or she could look like anything. She could even look hot! And you know how much Santa Claus wants that.

Do you have any more of whatever the hell it is you're smoking? Can I have some?

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Howard
Main Entry: poly·mor·phism
Pronunciation: "pä-lE-'mor-"fi-z&m
Function: noun
: the quality or state of being able to assume different forms
:evil:

I know what polymorphism is, I just don't know what the hell you're talking about

Ms. Claus can look hot, or she could look like anything. She could even look hot! And you know how much Santa Claus wants that.

Dude...I think you need to lay off the hard apple cider

That, or the Family Guy reruns.