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Why is it when you get married, chicks start to hit on you...?

Scarpozzi

Scarpozzi

Lifer
So I was out shopping this weekend (buying drapes)... I decided to swing by a sports bar for a brew to reclaim my manliness. I walked in, sat down at the bar, and ordered a Bass. The bartender was female and she didn't flirt much or anything, but smiled at me. After finishing my beer, I asked the other bartender (female) for my tab. She punched in a few things on the computer and looked puzzled. She said, "Did you have a Bass?" I told her I did....and she then explained, "Ohh...Krista put you in the computer as 'CUTI ON THE LEFT'". She said, I figured it was you....

I would have liked to have that kind of response before I met my wife.... Why the heck does this happen after you find the one you want to spend the rest of your life with? 😕

p.s. - They didn't get any extra tip from me for that either.... 😛
 
they know that you are commited and that turns them on 😀
Heck, i will be standing RIGHT next to my husband and girls will start flirting with him.
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
So I was out shopping this weekend (buying drapes)... I decided to swing by a sports bar for a brew to reclaim my manliness. I walked in, sat down at the bar, and ordered a Bass. The bartender was female and she didn't flirt much or anything, but smiled at me. After finishing my beer, I asked the other bartender (female) for my tab. She punched in a few things on the computer and looked puzzled. She said, "Did you have a Bass?" I told her I did....and she then explained, "Ohh...Krista put you in the computer as 'CUTI ON THE LEFT'". She said, I figured it was you....

I would have liked to have that kind of response before I met my wife.... Why the heck does this happen after you find the one you want to spend the rest of your life with? 😕

p.s. - They didn't get any extra tip from me for that either.... 😛
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I would have asked to see the computer tab entry. She was pulling your leg to try and get a better tip I bet. Wait until there's no potential money involved and see if women still treat you the same. You did the right thing. You saw through their evil plot and you defeated them at their own game! The bartenders were probably succubii.
 
Originally posted by: ahurtt
I would have asked to see the computer tab entry. She was pulling your leg to try and get a better tip I bet. Wait until there's no potential money involved and see if women still treat you the same. You did the right thing. You saw through their evil plot and you defeated them at their own game! The bartenders were probably succubii.
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It was printed on my receipt... Not only that, the girl that told me about it was giving the other one hell about it....and it made her blush. 😀
 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
they know that you are commited and that turns them on 😀
Heck, i will be standing RIGHT next to my husband and girls will start flirting with him.
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wow, and that's after we've all seen what he looks like 😉

just playing !
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: ahurtt
I would have asked to see the computer tab entry. She was pulling your leg to try and get a better tip I bet. Wait until there's no potential money involved and see if women still treat you the same. You did the right thing. You saw through their evil plot and you defeated them at their own game! The bartenders were probably succubii.
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It was printed on my receipt... Not only that, the girl that told me about it was giving the other one hell about it....and it made her wet. 😀
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Corrected.. 😉
 
Originally posted by: tfinch2
I think you might be giving yourself more credit than you deserve. 😛
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I never said I deserved that. The only thing I deserved was the frosty refreshing beverage that I got after suffering through lines at the mall trying to buy drapes. That is the most humbling thing for a guy to do, buy drapes that the wife won't hate. (they are EXPENSIVE these days)
 
Because for the most part your not interested in them because your taken and most woman crave attention so when your not giving them any they do things like that.
 
Originally posted by: LolaWiz
they know that you are commited and that turns them on 😀
Heck, i will be standing RIGHT next to my husband and girls will start flirting with him.
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Same thing happens to me when I'm out with my wife. 🙂
 
I've been noticing that happening also, I've only been married for four weeks now.


Guess it's something about them seeing the ring that makes them think I must have something they want if someone else was willing to commit to spending the rest of their life with me...


 
I haven't been able to pin it down to whether its just my perception or not but I swear in the last year I've had more girls hit on me than before - and I will be celebrating my 1 year anniversary with my wife on Saturday
 
Originally posted by: lokiju
I've been noticing that happening also, I've only been married for four weeks now.


Guess it's something about them seeing the ring that makes them think I must have something they want if someone else was willing to commit to spending the rest of their life with me...
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Seeing the ring makes them realize that if they can work their way into your pants then they can manipulate and blackmail you so that your wife/family does not find out about her. Succubii!! All of them! Homewreckers!
 
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Hmmmm maybe I should start going to bars wearing a fake wedding ring
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:thumbsup:
Now you're thinking. Gotta beat them at their own game.
Get a couple pictures of kids and a woman you can call your wife from some picture frames at Wal-Mart too and put them in your wallet for effect!

😉
 
Simple: because you don't give a dam about women anymore and don't get all GOOGLY EYED when you talk to one. Most single men make this mistake and women will sniff it out a mile away.
 
Originally posted by: ScottSwingleComputers
Interesting.....*searches ebay for cheap wedding rings*
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Pawn shop dude... $50. A friend of mine uses this technique and says it works.
 
Originally posted by: ahurtt
Originally posted by: z0mb13
Hmmmm maybe I should start going to bars wearing a fake wedding ring
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:thumbsup:
Now you're thinking. Gotta beat them at their own game.
Get a couple pictures of kids and a woman you can call your wife from some picture frames at Wal-Mart too and put them in your wallet for effect!

😉
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You can do like Costanza did and carry a pic of his "fiance" (sp? too lazy to check) who died in a plane crash. He scored sympathy poon with that line.

 
I think it's because we lose the aura of desperation, without which we're more attractive in some strange way.
 
When you're single, you feel like you're never gonna eat again. But when you're in a relationship, cheeseburgers and pizza are thrown at you everyday.
 
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