Why is it that people tend to think that pubic hairs always end up in their pizza??!!?

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Ryan

Ryan

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Geeze - I get this complaint at least once a month - and you know what it is EVERY SINGLE TIME?!?! A FSCKING STRING OF CHEESE THAT IS BURNT!!!

In 4 years of working at Papa John's, and the NUMEROUS complaints of "pubic hair" in pizza, not a single one has turned out to be valid (when we go back to refund the customer their money, and get the pizza).

What is it that makes people automatically think pubic hair?!?!

 
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SVT Cobra

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Geeze - I get this complaint at least once a month - and you know what it is EVERY SINGLE TIME?!?! A FSCKING STRING OF CHEESE THAT IS BURNT!!!

In 4 years of working at Papa John's, and the NUMEROUS complaints of "pubic hair" in pizza, not a single one has turned out to be valid (when we go back to refund the customer their money, and get the pizza).

What is it that makes people automatically think pubic hair?!?!
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they are immature morons
 
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iluvtruenos

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because you're flamboyantly gay and my thread got deleted and geekbabe is wanted by some dude who said hi to her and nef said hi one time and some dude put it in the urbandictionary and i want to put a thing in the urbandictionary but some guy with a crab avatar keeps telling me to pee in her butt.
 
Spike

Spike

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never even heard of that problem... kinda funny though!

-spike
 
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SVT Cobra

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Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
because you're flamboyantly gay and my thread got deleted and geekbabe is wanted by some dude who said hi to her and nef said hi one time and some dude put it in the urbandictionary and i want to put a thing in the urbandictionary but some guy with a crab avatar keeps telling me to pee in her butt.
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BAN stop neffing

WWYBYWB?
 
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iluvtruenos

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Originally posted by: Son of a N00b
Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
because you're flamboyantly gay and my thread got deleted and geekbabe is wanted by some dude who said hi to her and nef said hi one time and some dude put it in the urbandictionary and i want to put a thing in the urbandictionary but some guy with a crab avatar keeps telling me to pee in her butt.
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BAN stop neffing

WWYBYWB?
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im sh!tfaced, who are you?
 
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BigJ

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You must be delivering to people with vivid imaginations.

In 4 years of taking phone-calls and complaints at a pizza place I used to work at, I've never had people complain about pubic hairs.
 
rh71

rh71

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It took me 10 seconds to think of the movie... She's All That... I have the right movie, correct ?
 
Ryan

Ryan

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Originally posted by: BigJ
You must be delivering to people with vivid imaginations.

In 4 years of taking phone-calls and complaints at a pizza place I used to work at, I've never had people complain about pubic hairs.
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Maybe it's our cheese - since that's what it usually is. The fork we use to pop bubbles in the pizza will pull strings of cheese off the pie, and the heat of the oven crispifies it.
 
rh71

rh71

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Originally posted by: rh71
It took me 10 seconds to think of the movie... She's All That... I have the right movie, correct ?
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I guess no one saw that scene.
 
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cerebusPu

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why dont you give each pizza a cursory look for pubic hair lookalikes.

hahah..pubic hair in food is just hilarious. Im glad it hasnt happened to me before
 
DainBramaged

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: rbloedow
Geeze - I get this complaint at least once a month - and you know what it is EVERY SINGLE TIME?!?! A FSCKING STRING OF CHEESE THAT IS BURNT!!!

In 4 years of working at Papa John's, and the NUMEROUS complaints of "pubic hair" in pizza, not a single one has turned out to be valid (when we go back to refund the customer their money, and get the pizza).

What is it that makes people automatically think pubic hair?!?!
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I remember that complaint all the time too. Something about Papa John's cheese, especially when it would burn around the crust, seemed to make people think we were wanking off in their pizzas.

BTW: You ever make sauce there? I remember all the jokes about the special "seasoning" packet. :D
 
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Reel

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Originally posted by: lobadobadingdong
Originally posted by: rh71
Originally posted by: rh71
It took me 10 seconds to think of the movie... She's All That... I have the right movie, correct ?
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I guess no one saw that scene.
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I did, it's one of my wifes favorite movies.
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I think that scene is edited out in most tv airings (USA network seems to air it frequently and I remember that scene but haven't seen it on tv in a while).
 
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