Why is it impossible to get good head

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: compuwiz1

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Wow, what insight you have! Maybe all a beer drinker needs is a wonderful, productive life, spent in countless, worthless forum posts, like yourself. The very fact you are here, puts you pretty much in the same bin as everyone else here. I'd suggest you remove yourself from this punishing environment of beer guzzling losers, with miserable, wasted lives, immediately!

I would say the majority of people on these forums are not of the "Wrangler jean" set.

This is a computer forum. The pick up truck is not a typical "computer nerd" vehicle, and Wrangler jeans are certainly not in the closets of most computer nerds.

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Yes, obviously.

Now you know how I feel about you lot.

Go to bed, junior. It's past your bed time.

Oh David, you've been naughty, go to my room. :lips:

Oh, knock it off, Brokeback wannabe.

Jesus Christ, sthop.

Jutht thtick it in for fukth thake!

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: jagec
Guinness is WAY too expensive to be drunk by "partying 20 somethings".

What is Guinness a bottle? I don't drink beer, so I don't know the cost. (Not in a super big city like NYC or in a night club, just a typical price.)

Is it more than a cup of coffee at Starbucks?

 

[Conky]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Well, I am proud to be an atypical "computer nerd" who drives a pickup and owns only Wrangler and Levi brand jeans. I will not drive a nerdy car or sport a $250 pair of jeans that some Emo kid would be happy wearing.

And JL, frankly, I would be worried if you liked me.

Let me guess, you're over 40?

I suppose there is something wrong with that too? I will be 44 next monday. My guess is you are half my age and half my IQ to boot, lol.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Well, I am proud to be an atypical "computer nerd" who drives a pickup and owns only Wrangler and Levi brand jeans. I will not drive a nerdy car or sport a $250 pair of jeans that some Emo kid would be happy wearing.

And JL, frankly, I would be worried if you liked me.

Let me guess, you're over 40?

I suppose there is something wrong with that too? I will be 44 next monday. My guess is you are half my age and half my IQ to boot, lol.

Dude, thats a little harsh on the n00blet.

 

[b0mbrman]

I think the primary obstacle to receiving good oral sex is that the act is so one-sided.

I'm not sure how you have to do it, but somehow, you have to convince your partner that your enjoyment is something good for them

Hope this helps

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
Well, I am proud to be an atypical "computer nerd" who drives a pickup and owns only Wrangler and Levi brand jeans. I will not drive a nerdy car or sport a $250 pair of jeans that some Emo kid would be happy wearing.

And JL, frankly, I would be worried if you liked me.

Let me guess, you're over 40?

I suppose there is something wrong with that too? I will be 44 next monday. My guess is you are half my age and half my IQ to boot, lol.

Doh! QFT! :laugh:

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
I suppose there is something wrong with that too? I will be 44 next monday. My guess is you are half my age and half my IQ to boot, lol.

Regarding my "IQ," if you yourself were at all intelligent, you would not have brought up IQ because you would know that IQ is a very inaccurate gauge of intelligence and the human mind is far to complex to be "rated" by a few visual puzzles and math problems. Most truly intelligent people laugh at anyone who brings up "IQ." Very passe.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
I suppose there is something wrong with that too? I will be 44 next monday. My guess is you are half my age and half my IQ to boot, lol.

And regarding my "IQ," if you yourself were at all intelligent, you would not have brought up IQ because you would know that IQ is a very inaccurate gauge of intelligence and the human mind is far to complex to be "rated" by a few visual puzzles and math problems. Most truly intelligent people laugh at anyone who brings up "IQ." Very passe.

So you not only have a low IQ, you are also stupid? Figures.

 

[compuwiz1]

You seem to have a general adversion to, not to mention disrepect for people who have come of age, JL. What a snot. Again, get over yourself. You speak as though you're omni-potent in this universe, when all you ever were, was just another speck on the planet. You are one in several million sperms who just happened to slip thru whatever your mom used to prevent you. Oops!

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged
So you not only have a low IQ, you are also stupid? Figures.

My IQ is usually rated around 150, but I take it with a grain of salt because I have never encountered an IQ test that measured or touched on what I believe are my best and some of the generally most important intellectual qualities (abstract thought and/or my incredible ability to control my own mind and easily tune out any bias or view something from multiple viewpoints). I am extremely intellectually versatile because of this.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
You seem to have a general adversion to, not to mention disrepect for people who have come of age, JL. What a snot. Again, get over yourself. You speak as though you're omni-potent in this universe, when all you ever were, was just another speck on the planet. You are one in several million sperms who just happened to slip thru whatever your mom used to prevent you. Oops!

I'll be old one day too, but I won't allow what happens to most people to happen to me.

Old doesn't mean you have to be lame and stubborn and out of date.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
You seem to have a general adversion to, not to mention disrepect for people who have come of age, JL. What a snot. Again, get over yourself. You speak as though you're omni-potent in this universe, when all you ever were, was just another speck on the planet. You are one in several million sperms who just happened to slip thru whatever your mom used to prevent you. Oops!

I'll be old one day too, but I won't allow what happens to most people to happen to me.

Think Karl Lagerfeld.

Old doesn't mean you have to be lame and stubborn and out of date.

Ok.... Well, I'm 46, and I have some Lagerfeld apparel, as well as, I've worn Lagerfeld cologne for years, and still do, depending on the occasion.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Ok.... Well, I'm 46, and I have some Lagerfeld apparel, as well as, I've worn Lagerfeld cologne for years, and still do, depending on the occasion.

LOL. I wasn't necessarily speaking of his clothes, but of the man himself. You can find almost any brand in a cheap version or on a clearance rack at your local suburban mall if you know where and when to look.

Not many older people are as chic and contemporary as him personally.

I'm simply speaking of overall awareness of what's "current." Most people over 40 are so out of date and closed off from the world it's incredible.

It's usually a job, a family, and the typical suburban life that rob a person of a connection with the rest of the world. It leaves people bound and gagged to the mini-van world.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Ok.... Well, I'm 46, and I have some Lagerfeld apparel, as well as, I've worn Lagerfeld cologne for years, and still do, depending on the occasion.

LOL. I wasn't necessarily speaking of his clothes, but of the man himself. You can find almost any brand in a cheap version or on a clearance rack at your local suburban mall if you know where and when to look.

Not many older people are as chic and contemporary as him personally.

I'm simply speaking of overall awareness of what's "current." Most people over 40 are so out of date and closed off from the world it's incredible.

It's usually a job, a family, and the typical suburban life that rob a person of a connection with the rest of the world. It leaves people bound and gagged to the mini-van world.

Oh, please! You are such an Age Bigot! God damn, no wonder most of the women on these forums cant stand you. Were you a natural born d*ck, or did you have to work at it?:laugh:

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Oh, please! You are such an Age Bigot! God damn, no wonder most of the women on these forums cant stand you. Were you a natural born d*ck, or did you have to work at it?:laugh:

Yawn.

 

[sandorski]

The can of Guiness and can of Kilkenny I tried both had excellent head. Didn't care for the beer, but the head and smoothness was the best I've ever seen/drank(not a whole lot of experience in exotic Beers though).

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Oh, please! You are such an Age Bigot! God damn, no wonder most of the women on these forums cant stand you. Were you a natural born d*ck, or did you have to work at it?:laugh:

I am not impressed with most women on this forum so I am not offended by that.

So what DO you fantasize about, late at night, when you're laying in bed, the Gecko from Geico? Well, that wet slimy lizard in your hand is not the Geico Gecko.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
So what DO you fantasize about, late at night, when you're laying in bed, the Gecko from Geico? Well, that wet slimy lizard in your hand is not the Geico Gecko.

I'm odded out you'd ask such a question.

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
So what DO you fantasize about, late at night, when you're laying in bed, the Gecko from Geico? Well, that wet slimy lizard in your hand is not the Geico Gecko.

I'm odded out you'd ask such a question.

I have no need fantasize, most of the year I do not go to bed alone.

Of course you don't. I just can't seem to recall the name of your Dog, was it a Cat?
Ever seen a Horse's ass? It's much better to see one, than be one.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: compuwiz1
Ever seen a Horse's ass? It's much better to see one, than be one.

That is about the lamest insult ever known to man.