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Why is everyone in the forums being bitchy lately? Has something happened that i dont know about?
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Mustangrrl
Golden Member
As per usual... 😉
I love how someone attributed it to our girlfriends' menstrual cycles (thanks for assuming we all have girlfriends, or penises, for that matter).
My biznitch knows to keep herself in line -- sure, she PMSs all year long, and sometimes has the audacity to speak, but, I'm just rude because I have jock itch. Me and all my homeboys have jock itch, that's it, yeaaaahhhh. 😀
Seriously, who knows why people get all whippy around here. I think many of them are still going through puberty (no, I'm not kidding) and are having hormone jags.
Siddhartha
Lifer
I missed the retraction. My bad.
See, Bill had the right idea Make Love, Not War. 😉
To love means not to impose your own powers on your fellow man but offer him your help.
And if he refuses it, to be proud that he can do it on his own strength.
--Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
Maybe it's not getting enough sex that's doing it 😉
To cheer you up here's some jokes I posted, but I bet you missed them. 😉
A blind man walks in to a department store with his seeing eye dog on a leash.
As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up,
notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again.
Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man
start swinging the dog over his head with its leash.
Shocked, the manager runs over and says
"Mister is there a problem - is there anything I can help you with?"
The blind man calmly replies
"No thanks - I'm just looking around."
A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chili.
The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full.
He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."
A guy is driving down a deserted highway.
He pulls up to an intersection, and rolls through the stop sign.
From out of nowhere, a cop pulls him over.
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
GUY: "Hey, I slowed down didn't I???"
COP: "You must come to a full stop at the sign."
GUY: "Stop. Slow down. What's the difference?"
The cop pulls out his baton and starts to beat the guy without mercy.
COP: "Well, do you want me to STOP or SLOW DOWN?"
This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks,
"Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks
"Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk screams at the duck,
"You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes.
I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes!
I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes,
I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The duck left, and returned the next day.
This time he asked,
"Do you have any nails?"
The clerk replied, "No," and the duck said,
"Good!
Got any grapes?"
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother,
"Mom am I a real polar bear?" "Of course you are." His mother replied.
The young polar bear asked his father. "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"
"Yes, you are a real polar bear."
A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents,
"Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?" "Yes" said his parents.
Another week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents,
"Are all my relatives real polar bears?"
"Yes, they are all real polar bears." said his parents.
"Why do you ask?" replied his mother.
"Because," said the young polar bear,"I'm fu&king freezing!
A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house.
Trying to figure out what to do she grabs the yellow pages and looks it up--
sure enough right in the yellow pages is a big ad for gorilla extractors.
She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over.
When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem
and it should only take a few minutes.
First he must get his equipment.
So from his truck he grabs a stepladder, a shotgun,
an eight foot pole, handcuffs and a mean ass dog.
The lady exclaims,
"What the hell is all that stuff for?"
The gorilla extractor explains:
"First I climb up on the stepladder and ram this here pole up the gorilla ass.
This will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree at which point that mean ass dog
will bite the gorilla in the balls.
This temporarily paralyzes the gorilla.
At which point I put the handcuffs on the gorilla and take him away.
The lady asks, "What's the shotgun for?"
The man answers,
"In case I fall off the ladder,
you shoot that mean ass dog!"
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
"What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?"
asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop.
"Lets see you do it."
The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow," says the driver to his wife.
"I'm glad I quit drinking.
Look at the test they're giving now!
You're welcome
😎
To love means not to impose your own powers on your fellow man but offer him your help.
And if he refuses it, to be proud that he can do it on his own strength.
--Elizabeth Kubler-Ross
Maybe it's not getting enough sex that's doing it 😉
To cheer you up here's some jokes I posted, but I bet you missed them. 😉
A blind man walks in to a department store with his seeing eye dog on a leash.
As usual the store manager behind the customer service counter looks up,
notices the customer is blind, and not wanting to stare quickly looks away again.
Out of the corner of his eye the manager sees the blind man
start swinging the dog over his head with its leash.
Shocked, the manager runs over and says
"Mister is there a problem - is there anything I can help you with?"
The blind man calmly replies
"No thanks - I'm just looking around."
A guy sits down in a Cafe' and asks for the hot chili.
The waitress says, "The guy next to you got the last bowl."
He looks over and sees that the guy's finished his meal, but the chili bowl is still full.
He says, "Are you going to eat that?"
The other guy says, "No. Help yourself."
He takes it and starts to eat it. When he gets about half way down, his fork hits something. He looks down sees a dead mouse in it, and he pukes! the chili back into the bowl.
The other guy says, "That's about as far as I got, too."
A guy is driving down a deserted highway.
He pulls up to an intersection, and rolls through the stop sign.
From out of nowhere, a cop pulls him over.
COP: "Do you know why I pulled you over?"
GUY: "Hey, I slowed down didn't I???"
COP: "You must come to a full stop at the sign."
GUY: "Stop. Slow down. What's the difference?"
The cop pulls out his baton and starts to beat the guy without mercy.
COP: "Well, do you want me to STOP or SLOW DOWN?"
This duck walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck returns and asks,
"Do you have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the duck leaves.
The day after that, the duck walks in the store again and asks
"Do you have any grapes?"
The clerk screams at the duck,
"You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes.
I told you no every time that we don't have any grapes!
I swear if you come back in here again, and ask for grapes,
I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The duck left, and returned the next day.
This time he asked,
"Do you have any nails?"
The clerk replied, "No," and the duck said,
"Good!
Got any grapes?"
A young polar bear came into his den and asked his mother,
"Mom am I a real polar bear?" "Of course you are." His mother replied.
The young polar bear asked his father. "Dad, am I a real polar bear?"
"Yes, you are a real polar bear."
A week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents,
"Are grandma and grandpa real polar bears?" "Yes" said his parents.
Another week passed and the young polar bear asked his parents,
"Are all my relatives real polar bears?"
"Yes, they are all real polar bears." said his parents.
"Why do you ask?" replied his mother.
"Because," said the young polar bear,"I'm fu&king freezing!
A lady is eating breakfast out on her patio one morning, when she notices a massive gorilla climbing up her palm tree. This sight scares her so she runs inside her house.
Trying to figure out what to do she grabs the yellow pages and looks it up--
sure enough right in the yellow pages is a big ad for gorilla extractors.
She calls the number and the man on the other end of the line says he'll be right over.
When he shows up he explains to the lady that it is a pretty common problem
and it should only take a few minutes.
First he must get his equipment.
So from his truck he grabs a stepladder, a shotgun,
an eight foot pole, handcuffs and a mean ass dog.
The lady exclaims,
"What the hell is all that stuff for?"
The gorilla extractor explains:
"First I climb up on the stepladder and ram this here pole up the gorilla ass.
This will cause the gorilla to fall from the tree at which point that mean ass dog
will bite the gorilla in the balls.
This temporarily paralyzes the gorilla.
At which point I put the handcuffs on the gorilla and take him away.
The lady asks, "What's the shotgun for?"
The man answers,
"In case I fall off the ladder,
you shoot that mean ass dog!"
A juggler, driving to his next performance, is stopped by the police.
"What are these matches and lighter fluid doing in your car?"
asks the cop.
"I'm a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act."
"Oh yeah?" says the doubtful cop.
"Lets see you do it."
The juggler gets out and starts juggling the blazing torches masterfully.
A couple driving by slows down to watch.
"Wow," says the driver to his wife.
"I'm glad I quit drinking.
Look at the test they're giving now!
You're welcome
😎
brtspears2
Diamond Member
I guess no one has anything great to say, so an insult comes natrual after 4000+ posts.
NFS4
No Lifer
BoomAM, is this the thread you're referring too? If it is, I must agree with them that it is a rather pointless comparison 😛
When comparing GF FX to 9700PRO, why dont benchmarkers do this....
When comparing GF FX to 9700PRO, why dont benchmarkers do this....
Nope, thats not it, although it does annoy me a bit that people think its pointless. Anyway.
Its in other threads.
Like "UNREAL 2 - Utter and complete crap!", as well as several others from a while back.
Its in other threads.
Like "UNREAL 2 - Utter and complete crap!", as well as several others from a while back.
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