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- Jun 19, 2003
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Originally posted by: Linflas
Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
When it's not full of name dropping and lauding the merits of getting fucked up in a beloved patriot tonk and screwing someone you don't know, it's praising the lord and lamenting the loss of the good ole days while slipping in not-so-subtle religio-political ideas about how things and people "ought to be". The hilariously hypocritical part of this is that EVERY contemporary country artist has a repertoire of MANY songs that fit both categories. I don't know how someone can listen a Gretchen Wilson CD with a song about being a good little christian girl on track 2 and "All Jacked Up" on track 10 and not suffer a terminal illogical feedback loop.
:roll:
Thank god for rock and rap where names are never dropped, religious and political themes and statements are never uttered nor explored, and not word is spoken about drug and alcohol (ab)use.
Originally posted by: irishScott
I have yet to meet a person who dislikes this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...ZChA5U&feature=related
Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
Dude I googled it, blue toucan. It matched the avatar.
PSA: Google image search is a reliable source of information.
Um.. I like your posts, the original toucan comment made me LOL.
But his avatar isn't supposed to be a Toucan, it's supposed to be a Macaw.
Are you blind? lol Remember, Toucans have long, colored, striped beaks. Not a typical parrot beak.
Macaw
Toucan
Originally posted by: blurredvision
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Hank Sr is great, but most of the modern stuff that is labeled as such is not country.
Music genres evolve.
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: IGBT
..bluegrass or country is fine w/me. anything but cRAP.
Bluegrass > country
Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
Originally posted by: Soundmanred
It might be if it was actually a toucan...Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
Originally posted by: foghorn67
Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Country music lyrics do not cover the broad spectrum of relevant social topics such as bussin' caps, cutting yourself, fuck the police, and bitches 'n hos.
Instead it covers, lost stuff, lost wives and pets, american flags, trucks, trailer parks, and rednecks. YAY STEREOTYPING.
you say American flags like it's a bad thing.
You say American flags like a jesus-loving badass, my country music loving toucan friend.
that's sig worthy right thar
Dude I googled it, blue toucan. It matched the avatar.
PSA: Google image search is a reliable source of information.
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
Originally posted by: Soundmanred
It might be if it was actually a toucan...Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
Originally posted by: foghorn67
Originally posted by: TheInternet1980
Originally posted by: Preyhunter
Country music lyrics do not cover the broad spectrum of relevant social topics such as bussin' caps, cutting yourself, fuck the police, and bitches 'n hos.
Instead it covers, lost stuff, lost wives and pets, american flags, trucks, trailer parks, and rednecks. YAY STEREOTYPING.
you say American flags like it's a bad thing.
You say American flags like a jesus-loving badass, my country music loving toucan friend.
that's sig worthy right thar
Dude I googled it, blue toucan. It matched the avatar.
PSA: Google image search is a reliable source of information.
It's a blue and gold Macaw.
you fail at certain things.
Originally posted by: Miklebud
"...she thinks my tractor's sexy.
It really turns her oon."
:barf:
I'm subjected to country 8 hours a day from a coworker who doesnt know how to use headphones... Thank god for my iPod.
Originally posted by: Lamont Burns
This thread needs to die. Just seeing the words country music on my first page irritates me.
Originally posted by: blurredvision
Originally posted by: zinfamous
Hank Sr is great, but most of the modern stuff that is labeled as such is not country.
Music genres devolve.
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
I listen to a lot of country music. I would prefer to listen to rock, but most new rock nowadays is too angry for me. I like classic rock, but hate classic rock radio that plays the same 12 songs repeatedly. Pop music and rap are full of limitless suck and are out of the question. I'm religious, but most Christian rock/pop/whatever sucks. I like electronica/dance/jazz/blues/classical (orchestral), but I have to be in the right mood to listen to it. Hawaiian music is too happy. What's left?
Cake, They Might Be Giants![]()
Originally posted by: BoomerD
Originally posted by: Perknose
Alt Country (as opposed to crap commercial country) has so many fine, fine artists and a, well, a tradition going back to the '60's and that fruitful confluence of Texas, hippies, country music, and drugs . . . really, really good drugs!
It makes me sad that so few of you seem to know much about any of them, but, eh, your loss.
Anyway, here's two of the finest, Ray Wylie Hubbard and Jerry Jeff Walker with a bunch of their friends at Willie Nelson's second 4th of July picnic back in 1974 singing Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother.
Enjoy.![]()
ROFL! I've been a Jerry Jeff fan for years and years. Also, irreverent sumbitch, David Allen Coe.
