Why is cocaine nicknamed Blow?

[JEDI]

when you are actually snorting it?

 

[her209]

Why is a blowjob called a blowjob when you are sucking?

 

[Moonbeam]

The coke is blown up your nose by the blast rushing in to fill the vacuum created by the snort. You snort the coke is blown, no?

 

[Moonbeam]

Why is a blowjob called a blowjob when you are sucking?

Because hot is cool.

 

[Locut0s]

Why is a blowjob called a blowjob when you are sucking?

So that's what I'm doing wrong!

 

[zinfamous]

because it totally blows your mind, bro!

 

[techs]

Because you can always get a blowjob if you have blow.

 

[CallMeJoe]

Because "God's way of telling you you have too much money and too little sense" is too long.

 

[RavenSEAL]

Because shit happens after you snort it...crazy shit.

 

[Moonbeam]

Because shit happens after you snort it...crazy shit.

Good to know. I have never tried it and won't now that I know I don't need it.

 

[DrPizza]

Why is it called "taking a shit" when you in fact, leave it? (at least, I hope so.)

 

[foghorn67]

So that's what I'm doing wrong!

zing.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Because if you have enough of it coke whores will blow you.

 

[qliveur]

Because people blow their life savings on it.

 

[shortylickens]

Bob Saget knows.......
:sneaky:

 

[911paramedic]

If I have two birds in my hand how many are in the bush?

 

[ballmode]

lol at this thread

 

[Zebo]

Cost? as in blow your cash?

 

[meltdown75]

because if you do it all night, you spend a week blowing your nose

 

[IGBT]

because once the hook is set you'll blow all your money on it. All drug dealers know this.

 

[TridenT]

lol at this thread

this.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

because it totally blows your mind, bro!

I came to post this...

Because you can always get a blowjob if you have blow.

lol...

 

[Colt45]

I suppose you wonder how they get heroin out of horses too, huh.

 

[geno]

Why is it hip to be square?

 

[alkemyst]

when you are actually snorting it?

because blown is what you get if you have it to share.