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Lifer
Oh, this one's precious. I attract all the weird ones, I should just settle in for a life of casual sex and be done with it...
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Hey Attractive Guy,
I enjoyed your ad. I'm not the "gal" you are looking for but you are cute and funny so I'm writing for the helluvit. You caught my interest because you write well, have a sense of humor, are good looking and tall (tall makes my knees go weak), and I just happened to be trolling the M4W ads with a single girlfriend and ran across your ad. (She's a gorgeous Persian woman who is my age, recently divorced and has a 5 yr old son if you're interested.)
My pitch: I won't make you miserable. On the contrary, I'm all about pleasure and fun. That's because I've had so LITTLE of that in my marriage the last 20 years - I'm overdue and making up for it. (I could tell you the whole, sad story about why I'm still married to a guy who doesn't want to have sex with me but then you'd get all misty and I want you thinking about sex and fun!) I'm focused on relaxation and exhilaration of the right kind and not interested in interfering with, changing or controlling your life in any way.
About me: 42, 5'9", curvy (38D), evenly proportioned with small hips and a nice ass. I'm Scandinavian with a touch of Mediterranean, brown hair and green eyes. Like all women I want to lose weight (~15 pounds) but I look good the way I am, both in clothing and out of it. I have more revealing (but still tasteful) pics that show more of my body if you are interested in talking. Sexually I'm a tigress at times, a big, sensual kitten at others. I have a very high libido! I'm bisexual, an "omnivore" if you will. I enjoy all types and moods of sex and allow myself to flow with the unique experience what we create every time we get together.
Two key facts about me: I have other lovers, specifically a married boyfriend I've been seeing for 1.5 years. And I have herpes (as does 30-40% of the adult population according the CDC.) I take daily antiviral medication. That, plus condoms, makes it very safe however you cannot reduce the risk to zero. You'd have to be okay with that.
Why do I think a single guy would be interested in a married woman? Sex, of course. Dating sucks. I remember that very clearly and you, poor thing, are living through it. Sex with people you aren't that interested in just because you are horny and haven't
found a good relationship can get complicated. "NSA" sex with strangers is usually depressing. Having a sex-based friendship with someone you like and respect might be beneficial for you. Especially with a beautiful sex goddess. (Did I mention I'm humble?)
Oh, and I live in Palo Alto so I'm geographically desirable, too.
Good luck with your hunting!
Kim
aka The Naughty Married woman
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Hey Attractive Guy,
I enjoyed your ad. I'm not the "gal" you are looking for but you are cute and funny so I'm writing for the helluvit. You caught my interest because you write well, have a sense of humor, are good looking and tall (tall makes my knees go weak), and I just happened to be trolling the M4W ads with a single girlfriend and ran across your ad. (She's a gorgeous Persian woman who is my age, recently divorced and has a 5 yr old son if you're interested.)
My pitch: I won't make you miserable. On the contrary, I'm all about pleasure and fun. That's because I've had so LITTLE of that in my marriage the last 20 years - I'm overdue and making up for it. (I could tell you the whole, sad story about why I'm still married to a guy who doesn't want to have sex with me but then you'd get all misty and I want you thinking about sex and fun!) I'm focused on relaxation and exhilaration of the right kind and not interested in interfering with, changing or controlling your life in any way.
About me: 42, 5'9", curvy (38D), evenly proportioned with small hips and a nice ass. I'm Scandinavian with a touch of Mediterranean, brown hair and green eyes. Like all women I want to lose weight (~15 pounds) but I look good the way I am, both in clothing and out of it. I have more revealing (but still tasteful) pics that show more of my body if you are interested in talking. Sexually I'm a tigress at times, a big, sensual kitten at others. I have a very high libido! I'm bisexual, an "omnivore" if you will. I enjoy all types and moods of sex and allow myself to flow with the unique experience what we create every time we get together.
Two key facts about me: I have other lovers, specifically a married boyfriend I've been seeing for 1.5 years. And I have herpes (as does 30-40% of the adult population according the CDC.) I take daily antiviral medication. That, plus condoms, makes it very safe however you cannot reduce the risk to zero. You'd have to be okay with that.
Why do I think a single guy would be interested in a married woman? Sex, of course. Dating sucks. I remember that very clearly and you, poor thing, are living through it. Sex with people you aren't that interested in just because you are horny and haven't
found a good relationship can get complicated. "NSA" sex with strangers is usually depressing. Having a sex-based friendship with someone you like and respect might be beneficial for you. Especially with a beautiful sex goddess. (Did I mention I'm humble?)
Oh, and I live in Palo Alto so I'm geographically desirable, too.
Good luck with your hunting!
Kim
aka The Naughty Married woman
