WHY, GOD WHY

[Horus]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND FOR THE LIFE OF ME. I mean, sure, they're extremely entertaining, (A la Syringer, or Skywalker) But who in their right mind would ask for dating advice from a bunch of geeks! Do you have no common sence of your own?

For example, if I were to ask OT what I should get my gf for her birthday, the main response would be,
"Hit it." with maybe one or two actually decent suggestions.

My suggestion to all you YAGT makers out there: Follow your own common sence and knowledge of the significant other in order to make your decisions. Think, "Will she enjoy this, or just pretend to enjoy this, then throw it out" before buying anything.

Oh, and roses work as a last ditch gift idea. They ALWAYS work. And 1 is better than a dozen.

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Because they've got no place else to go.

 

[3chordcharlie]

If there weren't so many, they wouldn't need to be called 'YAGT'.

 

[cressida]

ATOT is the best.

 

[Hoober]

Originally posted by: Horus
I DON'T UNDERSTAND FOR THE LIFE OF ME. I mean, sure, they're extremely entertaining, (A la Syringer, or Skywalker) But who in their right mind would ask for dating advice from a bunch of geeks! Do you have no common sence of your own?

For example, if I were to ask OT what I should get my gf for her birthday, the main response would be,
"Hit it." with maybe one or two actually decent suggestions.

My suggestion to all you YAGT makers out there: Follow your own common sence and knowledge of the significant other in order to make your decisions. Think, "Will she enjoy this, or just pretend to enjoy this, then throw it out" before buying anything.

Oh, and roses work as a last ditch gift idea. They ALWAYS work. And 1 is better than a dozen.

I'm not so sure that's a good idea.
See

 

[Nimloth]

because you touch yourself at night

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: Nimloth
because you touch yourself at night

LOL

"Daddy, why did the dinosaurs all die?"
"BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!"

 

[bandana163]

YAGT.ORG

 

[Modeps]

repost.

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: Modeps
repost.

nazi.

 

[tami]

geek advice is sound advice.

(i don't think i've ever touched a YAGT thread though...)

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Because they're TOO GODDAMNED STUPID TO GO TO YAGT.ORG

Fixed.

- M4H

 

[Hankerton]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem
Because they're TOO GODDAMNED STUPID TO GO TO YAGT.ORG

Fixed.

- M4H

Oh come on, they're at least funny for the most part. The last one about the kid grindin his girl on the couch was hilarious. I'm assuming this thread was inspired by that.

 

[acemcmac]

Error: (Insufficient postcount & too late of a join date) to have a right to complain. Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

[marcello]

Originally posted by: Horus
I DON'T UNDERSTAND FOR THE LIFE OF ME. I mean, sure, they're extremely entertaining, (A la Syringer, or Skywalker) But who in their right mind would ask for dating advice from a bunch of geeks! Do you have no common sence of your own?

For example, if I were to ask OT what I should get my gf for her birthday, the main response would be,
"Hit it." with maybe one or two actually decent suggestions.

My suggestion to all you YAGT makers out there: Follow your own common sence and knowledge of the significant other in order to make your decisions. Think, "Will she enjoy this, or just pretend to enjoy this, then throw it out" before buying anything.

Oh, and roses work as a last ditch gift idea. They ALWAYS work. And 1 is better than a dozen.

In all fairness, if you asked for advice from your friends you actually talk to, they would do the same thing. They would bust your balls for a while, then give you a few pieces of helpful tips. I don't see a problem with it. Topics like the cuddling one help me get through bad days at work. Humor is the greatest thing in the world.

P.S. If you don't like them, don't read them. Freedom of choice, exercise it, just like common senSe

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: Horus
Oh, and roses work as a last ditch gift idea. They ALWAYS work. And 1 is better than a dozen.

Untrue. I'd be in trouble for not remembering that she doesn't like roses, and do I know her at all/listen to her/blah blah blah.

 

[veggiefrog]

Originally posted by: Horus
Oh, and roses work as a last ditch gift idea. They ALWAYS work. And 1 is better than a dozen.

well i'd be pretty unimpressed if someone gave me one rose

 

[LordMorpheus]

apparently, its cause they can't get poon.