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Why God didn't get Tenure

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Why God didn't get tenure:
1. He had only one major publication
2. and it was in Hebrew
3. and it had no references.
4. Nor was it published in a major refereed journal
5. Some doubt that He wrote it himself
6. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited
7. The scientific community has had an exceedingly difficult time attempting to duplicate his results
8. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He accomplished since then?

Excerpted from Todd Hutson, AGNR Educator, Allen County, IN.

Edit: Format

I just found it amusing.
 
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Why God never got a PhD
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1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English.
3. It has no references.
4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal.
5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.
9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing.
10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects.
11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.
12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book.
13. Some say he had his son to teach the class.
14. He expelled his first two students for learning.
15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests.
16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.
 
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