Why Engineers Dont go to hell...

[Kosugi]

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks
his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong
place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of
comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and
escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer,
"So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air
conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no
telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he
should never have gotten down there...........................Send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where
are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

 

[Viperoni]

LOL!

 

[Cattlegod]

nice one

 

[loup garou]

Man! That's a great one. All my friends are engineers or in law school, so I'll have to pass it around.

 

[yakko]

hehe

 

[TripleJ]

ROFL. I was waiting for an engineer joke, but that's just as good.

 

[Tauren]

Old, but still good.

 

[Sugadaddy]

LOL

 

[samgau]

Good one...

esp since i am an engineer... well supposedly

 

[Dually]

<< An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks
his dossier and says, &quot;Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong
place.&quot;

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of
comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and
escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer,
&quot;So, how's it going down there in hell?&quot;

Satan replies, &quot;Hey, things are going great. We've got air
conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no
telling what this engineer is going to come up with next.&quot;

God replies, &quot;What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he
should never have gotten down there...........................Send him up here.&quot;

Satan says, &quot;No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm
keeping him.&quot;

God says, &quot;Send him back up here or I'll sue.&quot;

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, &quot;Yeah, right. And just where
are YOU going to get a lawyer?&quot; >>



That is very funny, except God would have at least one lawyer, John Quincy Adams.

 

[Elledan]

ROFLMAO!

 

[OS]

LOL, this ones a keeper

 

[MrDingleDangle]

awesome...

 

[Hecubus2000]

That's a good one.

 

[Pretender]

hmm, time to change my career path

 

[Sigity]

I don't think God would make such an obvious mistake.

Who wouldn't take an engineer?

sig.

 

[Viper Frag]

Engineering major here too ,EE to be exact. That's a good one, I'll be passing it around at school.


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