why don't u ever see a character with bad super powers?

[lowfatbaconboy]

like in x-men or something......some like amazingly worthless super power like....being able to make things have blue dots on them.....or someone who produces ALOT of saliva

maybe the power to turn people's words around.....oh wait some people already have that power.....*Cough*

 

Saliva boy wouldnt be so bad. He could drown people.

 

[Platypus]

Because that would defeat the purpose of comic books?

 

[BurnItDwn]

they have characters like that on the show "whose line is it anyways" sometimes. Thats always a funny skit.

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Mystery Men, the super hero group with the highest fatality rate.

 

[DannyBoy]

They wouldnt be a super hero then would they? Or an X-Man?

Therefore they would not be in the comic / movie etc...

Hence why they aren't.

 

[GasX]

I personally know super-flatulance woman. Her "bad" super powers are quite "super"

Really not a good person to be trapped in an elevator with...

 

[austin316]

Maxim, or was it FHM, just did an article on the 20 lamest super heroes/powers. Fits your description exactly.

 

[ThaGrandCow]

They do have those in the X-Men comic books... they're called Morlocks, the mutants who live in the sewers.

 

[iwearnosox]

You do, they're called moderators.

 

[DannyBoy]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
You do, they're called moderators.

Blasphemy :Q

 

[TheAudit]

The Wonder Twins had crappy powers.

"Wonder Twin Powers, activate!"
"Form of... an ice cube!!"
"Form of... a chipmunk!!"

 

[Squisher]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
You do, they're called moderators.

What power do they have?

 

[ScottyB]

Originally posted by: lowfatbaconboy
like in x-men or something......some like amazingly worthless super power like....being able to make things have blue dots on them.....or someone who produces ALOT of saliva

maybe the power to turn people's words around.....oh wait some people already have that power.....*Cough*

That's Jubilee

 

[LordMorpheus]

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
Mystery Men, the super hero group with the highest fatality rate.

ha! that movie was hilarious.

I don't remember lots of the main guys dyeing, tho. . .

I mean, the REAL superhero got nuked early, but as I recal, the other people survived.

But they did have some worthless superpowers: I can be invisible . . . when no one is looking at me! and things of this nature.

anywho,

 

[austin316]

Originally posted by: TheAudit
The Wonder Twins had crappy powers.

"Wonder Twin Powers, activate!"
"Form of... an ice cube!!"
"Form of... a chipmunk!!"

these two were definetely on maxims top 20 list.

 

[Pex]

some of the guys in the xmen universe have stupid powers. like being able to stretch your skin or something worthless.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Meg Griffin's wolverine-like fingernails.

"ow! you scratched me! oh, it didn't break the skin. But it hurt!"

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

Like Melt-man, with the power to... melt?

 

[GtPrOjEcTX]

Originally posted by: ScottyB

Originally posted by: lowfatbaconboy
like in x-men or something......some like amazingly worthless super power like....being able to make things have blue dots on them.....or someone who produces ALOT of saliva

maybe the power to turn people's words around.....oh wait some people already have that power.....*Cough*

That's Jubilee

 

[SackOfAllTrades]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus

Originally posted by: SackOfAllTrades
Mystery Men, the super hero group with the highest fatality rate.

ha! that movie was hilarious.

I don't remember lots of the main guys dyeing, tho. . .

I mean, the REAL superhero got nuked early, but as I recal, the other people survived.

But they did have some worthless superpowers: I can be invisible . . . when no one is looking at me! and things of this nature.

anywho,

I think the "fatality rate" tagline was from the comics, not too sure, but i got that from the dvd info

 

[ReiAyanami]

Toad?

 

[Swag1138]

In the X-Men theres a character named Beak- he...has a beak

 

[bandana163]

Do you remember the Superhero League of Hoboken?
The powers of: Induce rust, Eat spicy food without disstress, Clean almost any mess, Increase cholchestol, Power of ten, Really good at treading water, See into pizza boxes...

 

[Tonix]

How 'bout the Aqua Teen Hunger Force?
'except for Frylock...he rulz!