Why don't they make adult shoes with the air pumps?

[JMapleton]

Fo shizzle. My5 year old cousin has got a pair of these shoes that you pump and it pumps air into the shoe and makes you jump higher.

He can do a blindfolded slam dunk windmill jam 360 with no problem.

Where can I buy a pair?

 

[Mike Gayner]

0/10

 

[guyver01]

They do.. but they cost $20

they won't go well with your $500 pair of designer pants

 

[Fayd]

i said in the other thread that i have sandals with bottle openers on them.

they also make ones with flasks in them. hold 1.5 oz each foot.