Why don't they make adult shoes with lights?

SandEagle

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liek the kind kids have? i saw some at walmart and they were sweeeeeeet. those would be nice for running at night. wish i could find some in a size 10. you know what they say about people with big feet, right? damn, u got some big feet.

who else would be interested? I think there is a potential market for this.
 

FoBoT

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i think they should throw in a free pair of adult shoes w/lights with every flying car they sell
 

Bateluer

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liek the kind kids have? i saw some at walmart and they were sweeeeeeet. those would be nice for running at night. wish i could find some in a size 10. you know what they say about people with big feet, right? damn, u got some big feet.

who else would be interested? I think there is a potential market for this.

They make an entire slew of night time running equipment. You don't need to a ruin a highly engineered and designed running shoes with integrated LEDs that would only marginally improve your visibility.
 

guyver01

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Get some BrightFeet

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zerocool84

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liek the kind kids have? i saw some at walmart and they were sweeeeeeet. those would be nice for running at night. wish i could find some in a size 10. you know what they say about people with big feet, right? damn, u got some big feet.

who else would be interested? I think there is a potential market for this.

Size 10 is big only if your Asian.
 

Perknose

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liek the kind kids have? i saw some at walmart and they were sweeeeeeet. those would be nice for running at night. wish i could find some in a size 10. you know what they say about people with big feet, right? damn, u got some big feet.

who else would be interested? I think there is a potential market for this.

You have killer, trailer-trash marketing ideas while hanging out at Walmart and you want a pair of battery-driven sparkly kicks and yet you're the same guy who was seriously thinking of adopting a special needs kid.

You, sir, are a man of toweringly unresolved contradictions, The Most Mildly Interesting Man In The World.*























*Well, in the Walmart, anyway. :p
 

SandEagle

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You have killer, trailer-trash marketing ideas while hanging out at Walmart and you want a pair of battery-driven sparkly kicks and yet you're the same guy who was seriously thinking of adopting a special needs kid.

You, sir, are a man of toweringly unresolved contradictions, The Most Mildly Interesting Man In The World.*




*Well, in the Walmart, anyway. :p


the adoption didnt work out. birth parents backed out and decided to act like, well, parents. there is a market for this idea...i just know it.
 

gaidensensei

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It won't work cause it's been done and they went into chapter 11. LA lights only lasted for a year or so before the hype died.
 

sportage

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I've always wanted light shows since I seen my nephew with them. They flash as you walk. Some sort of pressure switch? And I want a pair of wheelie shoes too.
It's not fair!!!
 

Rhoxed

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My girlfriend had lightup high heels for her prom night lol.... they make them, just hard to come across them.
 

Fayd

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liek the kind kids have? i saw some at walmart and they were sweeeeeeet. those would be nice for running at night. wish i could find some in a size 10. you know what they say about people with big feet, right? damn, u got some big feet.

who else would be interested? I think there is a potential market for this.

because i have a pair of sandals with a bottle opener on them.
 

ahenkel

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If I'm gonna buy a shoe for kids I'll get a pair of heelys. At least there's some function there.
 

Perknose

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I only thought my size 13 4E was rather mediocre amongst my peers...

Christ, you'd never need snow shoes in the winter, or flippers in the summer!

Additionally, you must have a really big . . . hard drive. :p