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Why don't people put ecstasy in their toothpaste?

Wait...you mean there are people who don't put ectasy in their toothpaste?!?!?!

WTF...I thought this was what everyone did. 😱
 
So hold up here a minute...

Everyone puts cocaine in their oatmeal right? Please say yes...my whole world will be turned upside down if the answer is no. 🙁
 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
So hold up here a minute...

Everyone puts cocaine in their oatmeal right? Please say yes...my whole world will be turned upside down if the answer is no. 🙁
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Only the Rock kind, it makes a great substitute for raisins.
 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
So hold up here a minute...

Everyone puts cocaine in their oatmeal right? Please say yes...my whole world will be turned upside down if the answer is no. 🙁
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You mean JUST cocaine, or cocaine and PCP and mescaline or whatever else is on hand?
 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
So hold up here a minute...
Everyone puts cocaine in their oatmeal right? Please say yes...my whole world will be turned upside down if the answer is no. 🙁
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No but I'll put anthrax on the next parody thread poster's cream-cheese bagel.
 
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Originally posted by: Insane3D
So hold up here a minute...

Everyone puts cocaine in their oatmeal right? Please say yes...my whole world will be turned upside down if the answer is no. 🙁
Click to expand...

Only the Rock kind, it makes a great substitute for raisins.
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WTF?!?!?! People put raisins in their oatmeal?!?!?!

I couldn't possibly eat them after they sing "I heard it on the grapevine" to me and put on a little show...


Poor raisins...🙁
 
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
Originally posted by: Insane3D
So hold up here a minute...
Everyone puts cocaine in their oatmeal right? Please say yes...my whole world will be turned upside down if the answer is no. 🙁
Click to expand...
No but I'll put anthrax on the next parody thread poster's cream-cheese bagel.
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I often have trouble deciding between the Anthrax laden cream cheese and the one with strawberry flavor mixed in.

😕
 
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Insane3D
So hold up here a minute...

Everyone puts cocaine in their oatmeal right? Please say yes...my whole world will be turned upside down if the answer is no. 🙁
Click to expand...

You mean JUST cocaine, or cocaine and PCP and mescaline or whatever else is on hand?
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Well, yeah. However, the PCP is usually all in the shaving cream, so I don't really get a chance to add it to the oatmeal. 🙁

 
Originally posted by: Insane3D
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: Insane3D
So hold up here a minute...

Everyone puts cocaine in their oatmeal right? Please say yes...my whole world will be turned upside down if the answer is no. 🙁
Click to expand...

You mean JUST cocaine, or cocaine and PCP and mescaline or whatever else is on hand?
Click to expand...

Well, yeah. However, the PCP is usually all in the shaving cream, so I don't really get a chance to add it to the oatmeal. 🙁
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Ah. I usually just shave by dousing my face in kerosene and lighting up.
 
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