why don't celebrities have nipples?

[rudeguy]

I was checking out at the grocery store and was checking out all the magazines. Plenty of them had gorgeous females in skimpy outfits or bikinis. However somehow none of them had any sign of nippage.

Do they have them surgically removed when they hit stardom? At what point would one be considered successful enough to have their nipples removed?

 

[zinfamous]

Do they have them surgically removed when they hit stardom?

yes, this is the price you must pay if you want to be a celebrity. Men too.

 

[Alone]

Padding. Photoshop.

 

[Alone]

 

[DingDingDao]

-5/10 if this is a joke.

-1000000/10 if you're serious.

 

[her209]

Airbrushing

 

[spidey07]

I don't know about you, but the magazines I buy have plenty of nippage. Then again on the stand you can only see the top 15% of the cover for the name.

 

[vbuggy]

Waterproof double sided tit tape.

How can you not know this?

 

[spidey07]

Waterproof double sided tit tape.

How can you not know this?

Umm, why does it need to be water proof? Are all celebrities lactating?

 

[darkswordsman17]

I don't know about you, but the magazines I buy have plenty of nippage. Then again on the stand you can only see the top 15% of the cover for the name.

You buy skin mags?

 

[nboy22]

Bathing suits tend to have padding that prevents nippage if you have never seen a female's bathing suit up close.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Umm, why does it need to be water proof? Are all celebrities lactating?

Ever heard of sweat?

 

[nboy22]

Umm, why does it need to be water proof? Are all celebrities lactating?

Sweat? Edit: beat to the punch

 

[rivan]

Photoshop.

Same reason you never see female facial hair. There's plenty out there before the retouchers get the files.

 

[spidey07]

Same reason you never see female facial hair. There's plenty out there before the retouchers get the files.

Ewwww, nipple hair!

 

[Turin39789]

You buy skin mags?

lol. paying for porn.

 

[WelshBloke]

Bathing suits tend to have padding that prevents nippage if you have never seen a female's bathing suit up close.

This must be an American thing.

 

[D1gger]

I grew up oogling the nips that Jennifer Aniston showed us with her many tight sweaters on Friends, so I do believe they have them.

 

[vbuggy]

In a more bizarre twist, I believe you can also buy adhesive nipples.

 

[darkswordsman17]

In a more bizarre twist, I believe you can also buy adhesive nipples.

I believe nipple removal is becoming a more popular body modification too.

 

[rh71]

I grew up oogling the nips that Jennifer Aniston showed us with her many tight sweaters on Friends, so I do believe they have them.

she at one point said she loves the paste-on nipples... I know what you're talking about though... we may all have been fooled.

 

[DesiPower]

posting in epic perverted thread

 

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