Why don't bans expire on time?

[schneiderguy]

My ban expired 14 minutes late. Can I get 14 minutes off my next one? Thanks D:

 

[alfa147x]

How does one get banned from 4chan

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Can we add 14 years to the next one, till you learn your lesson?

 

[JulesMaximus]

You can get your next one early if you keep at it.

 

[schneiderguy]

How does one get banned from 4chan

You have been banned from all boards for the following reason:

Keep /new/ out of /k/.

There's a certain word you're not supposed to say in /k/ and I said it.

 

[schneiderguy]

Can we add 14 years to the next one, till you learn your lesson?

I have learned my lesson :thumbsup: I'm a changed man!

 

[Juddog]

LOL @ getting banned from 4chan. That takes an extra kind of special.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I have learned my lesson :thumbsup: I'm a changed man!

Sure you are...

schniederguy is banned4life

 

[schneiderguy]

Also, the D: face in my signature breaks every time I get banned

edit: just fixed it

 

[CallMeJoe]

I have learned my lesson :thumbsup: I'm a changed man!

Have you had the surgery yet, or are you just on hormones?

 

[qliveur]

LOL @ getting banned from 4chan. That takes an extra kind of special.

This.

The man's got talent.

 

[Printer Bandit]

what's the 4chan ban word?

 

[dud]

This is so precious. Schneider, what did you actually get banned for?

- Yes, you are an attention whore but one of the lesser offenders.
- I've never consider you a racist.
- I don't care to know what a safesearchless Google image is???


My bet is that you were whoring ...

 

[WaTaGuMp]

I have learned my lesson :thumbsup: I'm a changed man!

For how long? Thats the real question. You should make a callout/babethread/abuse mod thread. We will all back you up.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

what's the 4chan ban word?

Kite.

 

[Alienwho]

They should cut your ban in half just for not using adblock. It would be like getting out early for good behavior.

 

[schneiderguy]

This is so precious. Schneider, what did you actually get banned for?

- Yes, you are an attention whore but one of the lesser offenders.
- I've never consider you a racist.
- I don't care to know what a safesearchless Google image is???


My bet is that you were whoring ...

I was banned for being manly and sexy and tall.

 

[Printer Bandit]

Kite.

i hate kites.

 

[Texashiker]

Why don't bans expire on time?

Bans are lifted by a cron job that runs at a set time.

If the page says your ban will be up at 2:00, but the cron job only runs at 15 and 45 minutes of the hour, then your ban will not be lifted until the cron job runs.

 

[HAL9000]

because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Texashiker]

because you touch yourself at night.

He has to touch himself, nobody else will.

 

[shortylickens]

I'm usually still angry so I don't care about getting in right away.

 

[brianmanahan]

schneider, i have not missed you

a lot

 

[PlasmaBomb]

There's a certain word you're not supposed to say in /k/ and I said it.

What the hell is /k/ ?

And what word aren't you allowed to say?

 

[SandEagle]

the whole ban concept is stupid. wish they'd do away with it.