Why don't all weak people turn to crack?

[JulesMaximus]

Nobody has any backbone anymore! It just seems that when faced with a problem; rent is due, drug addiction, marital problems...many people turn to "god" to help them solve all their problems.

Why doesn't the average Joe see that "crack" is the answer? If you want to quit drinking, SUBSTITUTE CRACK. If you want to stop beating your dog, START SMOKING CRACK!!!

God won't save your marriage, pay the bills or wash your car. God also WILL NOT "give you the strength" to do any of the above. CRACK WILL!!!

If you're a weak person, admit you're weak and learn to turn to the crack pipe. Leave The Good Book where it belongs; gathering dust in a seedy motel nightstand drawer.

 

[Grey]

0/10

 

Day late, dollar short.

 

[dragonballgtz]

:roll:

 

[Schneider879]

-0/10

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: SampSon
Day late, dollar short.

Damn, did I miss a good parody thread? 😀

Edit-Link?

 

[her209]

The irony of it all is that the OP is on crack.

 

[MichaelD]

Nice try. 😉

 

[nycxandy]

:thumbsdown: / :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[t3hmuffinman]

Originally posted by: nycxandy
:thumbsdown: / :thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown::thumbsdown:

 

[Mo0o]

I dont believe in crack