Why doesn't Rocky Balboa block?

NFS4

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Sittin' here watching the Rocky Balbowout on Spike.

Is he too good for blocking? Defend yoself foo :D
 

Koing

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His head is his blocking :p

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BigJ

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Because it would ruin the setup for Rocky V? And now, the setup for Rocky VI.
 

StormRider

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The very first time I saw Rocky I thought the fight scenes were realistic. But then years later I noticed he doesn't block a single punch and now it looks really fake to me.
 

waggy

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Originally posted by: StormRider
The very first time I saw Rocky I thought the fight scenes were realistic. But then years later I noticed he doesn't block a single punch and now it looks really fake to me.

heh its so fake its funny. if a real boxer tried his style they would be killed
 

preslove

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One or two punches from any of those fight scenes would be enough to knock down a boxer. It's silly to watch.
 
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He's not really a strategic fighter. He's more of a "I can take 3 million punches to the chin, fall down, think about my wife and kid/old mentor/fallen boxing buddy, jump back up and beat the sh!t out of you" type of fighter.
 

lyssword

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Same reason wrestlers in WWE are slow as turds, real wrestlers/fighters would be 10x faster..

Looks better on a movie/flashier, I guess..
 

yowolabi

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Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Anyone catch the trailer?

All I could focus on was that Peter Patrelli from Heroes appeared to be in it. I was contemplating if his acting career would be enhanced or aborted because of this.
 

SP33Demon

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Rocky doesn't need to block because he's really a cyborg programmed with human emotions and to periodically say Adrienne, or yo.
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: yowolabi
Originally posted by: AccruedExpenditure
Anyone catch the trailer?

All I could focus on was that Peter Patrelli from Heroes appeared to be in it. I was contemplating if his acting career would be enhanced or aborted because of this.

Save the boxer, save the world.