Why doesn't Jewel get her teeth fixed?

y2kc

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because guys are too busy staring at those lovely huge breasts to notice her teeth. BTW, what's wrong with her teeth?
 

bigrash

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Why doesn Jewel get her teeth fixed?

cause the rest of her face can't be fixed.:D




j/k..i'd do her
 

pulse8

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I don't think she really cares.

And I don't think she wants to take the chance that it'll mess up her singing.

I don't care either way. If she sang to me I'd do just about anything.
 

Theslowone

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I know most people don't look at her face, but that is the only thing that was being shown at the time.

And I would still do her too, even if she didn't have any teeth, gumming it.:D
 

y2kc

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<< maybe it'll mess up her singing >>


She sings too? Is she any good? She's got great breasts, that's for sure....
 

DuffmanOhYeah

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I do think she is concerned about screwing with her singing.

And with all the boob talk, someone HAS to fetch a boob pic!
 

NFS4

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LOL, I was thinking the same thing when I was watching Leno. She's got the $$$. Damn things remind me of Sloth from The Goonies.

"HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!" :D
 

ricerx

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<< She sings too? Is she any good? She's got great breasts, that's for sure.... >>



you must be refering to that see through number she wore a few years back. oh yeah that was nice. :D
 

Murphyrulez

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Oh my, you should have seen her on the big screen in HiDef. I didn't even notice that she had teeth, what with something else occupying most of the screen. And did you see Rosie Perez? Must have been damn cold in her dressing room!!!

:)
Paul
 

y2kc

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<< here is one >>



Oh, I see what you mean, she has no teeth....She sure is putting a hurtin on that dress though..MMM MMM GOOODDDD.
 

Theslowone

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Murph, a lot of his female guest are perky. Drew Berrymore was like that a few weeks ago too.
 

BoberFett

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Damn, Jewel is one of the most beautiful women in the world. I think the tooth thing is kinda cute, it adds character to a nearly flawless face.
 

Valhalla1

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my stepmom had her 1st cd.. she's pretty and I like her music.. the inside of the cd had poems and stuff she wrote about her "teeth like shattered glass". I think she obsesses about them
 

pulse8

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<< my stepmom had her 1st cd.. she's pretty and I like her music.. the inside of the cd had poems and stuff she wrote about her "teeth like shattered glass". I think she obsesses about them >>



Because she has one line in one song about her teeth, she obsesses about it?
 

NFS4

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<< As Bobber said it adds unqiueness in the same way Cindy C.'s mole enhances her vibe. >>


Yeah, but Cindy's mole won't cut your tongue or chaff your willy :)