I know you will say: 'but it's a furniture store!'. Hey, look at Costco - they aren't exactly a funeral home either. I bet IKEA could make a killing on those: self-assembly to bring the costs down, particle board instead of real wood for quicker decomposing. And, of course, you can put the body in and out 10,000 times as illustrated by their test machine in the glass cube.
I am going to send them this business proposal right now.
I am going to send them this business proposal right now.