why does the DMV even have a phone number?!

skim milk

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I have very simple questions regarding driver license replacements and it is impossible to get through. I tried all the numbers listed
I think I would have a better chance getting a girl into my bedroom than reaching someone to answer my questions at the dmv
 

Nitemare

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Some people would rather be on hold for a few hours rather then stand in line for a few hours?

Time Warner cable tech support is nearly as bad, nearly an hour to get through every time I have called.
 

woodie1

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Originally posted by: fritolays
I have very simple questions regarding driver license replacements and it is impossible to get through. I tried all the numbers listed
I think I would have a better chance getting a girl into my bedroom than reaching someone to answer my questions at the dmv

It's part of the Government's scheme to ... wait, I can't tell you.
 

SarcasticDwarf

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Can't be worse than Montana. The insanity here includes:

* No forms are available on the DMV website. You can only get them in person.
* You MUST have an appointment to go in.
** The only way you can find this out is to go in and get yelled at by the clerk since it is not posted anywhere.
** The earliest one can get an appointment is three weeks out.
* The location where you get your drivers license and where you get your registration are two different buildings on different sides of the city.
 

sdifox

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Originally posted by: SarcasticDwarf
Can't be worse than Montana. The insanity here includes:

* No forms are available on the DMV website. You can only get them in person.
* You MUST have an appointment to go in.
** The only way you can find this out is to go in and get yelled at by the clerk since it is not posted anywhere.
** The earliest one can get an appointment is three weeks out.
* The location where you get your drivers license and where you get your registration are two different buildings on different sides of the city.

That's because they want you to go back to riding horses. Montana has an image to protect.

Image
 

darkxshade

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Originally posted by: fritolays
I have very simple questions regarding driver license replacements and it is impossible to get through. I tried all the numbers listed
I think I would have a better chance getting a girl into my bedroom than reaching someone to answer my questions at the dmv

Whoa there, lets not get ahead of ourselves :p
 

BurnItDwn

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Oct 10, 1999
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It's not really that hard to get a girl to your bedroom.

The hard part is keeping them there...
 

moshquerade

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The DMV is one of the most archaic get ups going. I try to do as much as possible online and skip the painfully long wait in the line at the actual B&M.

OP, have you tried the DMV's online site to get your answer?