Why does Subway wrap your sandwich in wax paper the size of a tarp??

Heisenberg

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Originally posted by: L3p3rM355i4h
Because people are messy. And don't go f*cking with subway. They are the shizzle.
Ugh...ever since I started eating at Jimmy John's, Subway is just nasty now.
 

jjoyner

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They do that to keep their balls from falling out...









.....I meant the meatballs and the sandwich your frickin' wank...
 

Cheesetogo

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Their probably going to get sued eventually because some moron will try and eat the sub with the wax paper still on and start choking.
 

Leper Messiah

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Originally posted by: Heisenberg
Originally posted by: L3p3rM355i4h
Because people are messy. And don't go f*cking with subway. They are the shizzle.
Ugh...ever since I started eating at Jimmy John's, Subway is just nasty now.

Its probably due to the franchising. As with all resturants, YMMV. I'm on a first name basis with all guys who work at the local subway, so I know my sammitch is okay.
 

conjur

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The sweet onion chicken teriyaki wrap is the best. But...geez...I could use the wrapper as a comforter!
 

mugs

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It's about the perfect size for a 12" hoagie, if you get a 6" it'll obviously be a bit big.
 

meltdown75

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You never re-use the tarp? I usually set mine up and eat underneath it, especially if it's raining.
 

Leper Messiah

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I eat subway for dinner every night I work. I have....Thursday off this week (damn you K-Mart!). I'm eatin' lotsa subways...
 

Ramma2

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Originally posted by: CRXican
I'm going to Subway for lunch now, thanks

Ditto.

Besides, they must know that a full sheet of the paper when crumpled makes a perfect projectile, fits perfectly in the hand and works well in any office.
 

Triforceofcourage

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I refuse to eat subway because one time I saw a roach scurry across the counter and the person behind the counter serving the food just started to laugh as the roach hid in the corner.
 

Fingolfin269

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Originally posted by: Triforceofcourage
I refuse to eat subway because one time I saw a roach scurry across the counter and the person behind the counter serving the food just started to laugh as the roach hid in the corner.

Would you still go if they had cried instead?
 

dighn

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u know, the two layers of wraps + the plastic bag makes me feel kind of guilty
(not that im really complaining. i probably waste way more doing other things)
 

Jeff7181

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Maybe you'd prefer they just tie a string around it to keep the two pieces of bread together? I think it's pretty obvious why they wrap them the way they do. There's a lot of moist toppings on them. I can only imagine all the threads from people bitching about sauce from their meatball sub, mustard, mayonaise, vinegar, or juices from vegetables staining their car seat because it wasn't wrapped very well and leaked on their way home.
 

conjur

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Doesn't take much wax paper to protect a sandwich. At least half of the wrapping is overkill.