Why does something so small hurt so much?

[Mark R]

Hand slipped while brushing my teeth. Now I've got a nice little ulcer developing at the site of the gum injury.

Considering the damn thing is about 1/8" across, it sure does cause a lot of pain.

It's also managed to give me nice painful glands on that side of my neck. Guess what? They're just as painful and just as small.

 

[xanis]

Advil is your friend. I would suggest somehow acquiring Vicodin, but that would be illegal. 😉

 

[Tuktuk]

Man up.

 

[edro]

Chew rock salt.

 

[Kelvrick]

Originally posted by: Xanis
Advil is your friend. I would suggest somehow acquiring Vicodin, but that would be illegal. 😉

I got like 6 of em left from when I got my teeth extracted. Ended up not needing them and now they sit there, tempting me...

 

[tami]

zilactin is your friend

 

[DivideBYZero]

Chew a brick dusted in dried chilli. Wash it down with vinegar.

 

[EKKC]

7 posts and still no penis joke? i am impressed

 

[mugs]

You want pain from a small object? Try a kidney stone!

 

[Mrvile]

Man up and bite it off.

 

[0]

I though you had a kidney stone.

 

[Caecus Veritas]

lots of vitamin c...

 

[TwinkleToes77]

Originally posted by: mugs
You want pain from a small object? Try a kidney stone!

yeah! I had that! I believe i even posted a pic of the damn stone!

 

[Tiamat]

I have a 1/4" gash behind my last bottom molar where a burnt frenchfry drove right into my gum 🙁

 

[Mo0o]

My canker sore just healed

 

[Karot]

Watch some porn. It'll distract you from the pain.

 

[irishScott]

Take some salt, straight from the shaker, put it in some water and wash your mouth with it for 30 sec after every meal. Will cut the thing's life in half.