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Why does russ have 20,000 + posts and elite member status?

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Harvey

Administrator<br>Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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WW -- Your Fog Index generator has been effusively expounding and expanding exponentially. :D

Those who don't know what a Fog Index is can look it up.

Red -- You've been dipping into the spell checker, again. Keep it up. It suits you, but be careful, it gives your crusty curmudgeon attitude more credibility. You may end up scaring off a lot of your favorite targets. :cool:

Russ deseves to be Elite because he's trying to catch up with my age, and he's been here about as long as I have. Wait a minute... I'm not sure why I got it, so maybe he's been over-rated. ;)
 

Geekbabe

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Oct 16, 1999
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www.theshoppinqueen.com


<< WW -- Your Fog Index generator has been effusively expounding and expanding exponentially. :D

Those who don't know what a Fog Index is can look it up.

Red -- You've been dipping into the spell checker, again. Keep it up. It suits you, but be careful, it gives your crusty curmudgeon attitude more credibility. You may end up scaring off a lot of your favorite targets. :cool:

Russ deseves to be Elite because he's trying to catch up with my age, and he's been here about as long as I have. Wait a minute... I'm not sure why I got it, so maybe he's been over-rated. ;)
>>




LOL,there's google searches being run from many keyboards right now (including mine)

don't feel bad, I don't know how I got it either :)
 

NewCompGeek

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Dec 17, 2001
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>>Yeah, damnit, why!?

Russ, NCNE <<

just cause you spend alot of your useless time here doesnt mean your better than anybody if you have a higher status.

who cares about status anyways. what will that give you? just keep wasting your time here and it should happen like the rest of ya
 

luvya

Banned
Nov 19, 2001
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<< Why does Russ have 20,000 + posts and Elite Member status?

In order to fully actualize a salient response to this query, we must deconstruct the question into its component parts, and answer each separately...

Why?
  • The characteristic underlying subtext of the existential semanticist paradigm of consensus is the dialectic, and some would say the absurdity, of the individual psychosocietal universe. In a sense, the subject is interpolated into a postcultural materialism that includes absolutism as a totality. The predominant proto-concept "WHY" alludes to the hierarchical distinction between destruction and creation. If the quasi-nihilistic paradigm of existential consensus holds, mankind is doomed to choose between
  • >>



    In english please?
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Perknose

Forum Director & Omnipotent Overlord
Forum Director
Oct 9, 1999
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Mookow: That dickless, pencil necked frog molestor Texmaster, did his threatening and pathetic posturing here. If only his retarded, syphillitic father hadn't actually caught that one legged chicken 22 years ago, after drinking one tragic Lone Star too many, and managed to insert his chicken sized weenie in that poor, blameless bird, Texmaster would never have been hatched.

Even Frank Perdue turned his back in disgust on his poultry feathered ass. If that web footed, one note whiner ever threatens a friend of mine again, I'll break his beak and scramble his eggs and sell his plucked carcass to Ripley's Believe It Or Not. :|:disgust::|

On a lighter note, WW, I am once again absolutely stunned by how well you write. You are my hero(ine)! :D

Finally, 'tis true, only Russ could have pulled off 20,000 posts without one single useless one amongst them! Amazing!!
 

Zenmervolt

Elite member
Oct 22, 2000
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<< >>Yeah, damnit, why!?

Russ, NCNE <<

just cause you spend alot of your useless time here doesnt mean your better than anybody if you have a higher status.

who cares about status anyways. what will that give you? just keep wasting your time here and it should happen like the rest of ya
>>

Uh, have you read much of what Russ has written? For that matter, are you familiar with the way these forums work at all? Russ' post was clear sarcasm. Also, punctuation, capitalization and grammar are your friends.

ZV
 

Netopia

Diamond Member
Oct 9, 1999
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<< You can't earn it in OT, I'll tell you that much >>

I bet that Athanasius hasn't posted 10 posts outside of OT and yet I think he became Elite with well under 500 posts.... maybe even under 300. It's all about a quality judgement call, not quantity.

BTW... CONGRATS MOONBEAM!!!!

Joe
 

MadRat

Lifer
Oct 14, 1999
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Being a chick is one big plus if you want to be elite.

If you're just a guy and a nobody, forget it.
 

John

Moderator Emeritus<br>Elite Member
Oct 9, 1999
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Dave, do I sense some hostility? :)

BTW, Russ has some real sexy twins....



 

Mookow

Lifer
Apr 24, 2001
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<< Being a chick is one big plus if you want to be elite.

If you're just a guy and a nobody, forget it.
>>



Is someone feeling just a little bitter?




<< Mookow: That dickless, pencil necked frog molestor Texmaster, did his threatening and pathetic posturing here. If only his retarded, syphillitic father hadn't actually caught that one legged chicken 22 years ago, after drinking one tragic Lone Star too many, and managed to insert his chicken sized weenie in that poor, blameless bird, Texmaster would never have been hatched.

Even Frank Perdue turned his back in disgust on his poultry feathered ass. If that web footed, one note whiner ever threatens a friend of mine again, I'll break his beak and scramble his eggs and sell his plucked carcass to Ripley's Believe It Or Not.
>>



No, really perknose, tell us your true feeling on the subject ;) Your current description had me laughing so hard I had to re-read it for it to register. Anyway, it could have been edited out, or it could be the fact that I am burned out from finals and a total of four 2 hour naps for sleep in the last 3 days, but I didnt see any threatening in the thread you linked. Flaming, yes, threatening, no. I assume the threats went on over PM.
 

"I never nef. Every one of my posts is profound, powerful and meaningful."

*Giggling!* Very lovely indeed. . . .
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[DaveSohmer:] "Russ, NCNE (No Confirmed Neffing Ever)

Now I know what it means."


I thought it meant "no crap; not ever". Something like that from what I read elsewhere. However, your version makes more sense. :p :D

In any case, I could not care the least about titles. I don't care for them and would prefer I have none attached to my name.

My personal philosophy is demonstrated with how I treat people. People get my responses based on their conducts and merits. I do not care what title you have next to you. For if you do not behave like one, then you get just the same level of response. If you behave well, you get treated as one of such merit (provided good).

Titles of this nature are meaningless. Keep in mind that I do not speak of just the so-called "elite' title. I speak of other titles including, but not limited to, "senior member", "platinum member", "junior member". I do not for a moment consider them (with exception to new membership where someone may show inexperience and need help) and rarely do observe them. :) Now, if those titles came from a supreme being, then I would have utmost respect and be in awe of those who bear the title. Nonetheless, it is not to the best of my knowledge some divine ordination.
 

Michael

Elite member
Nov 19, 1999
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Red Dawn - Texmaster threatened a woman? <yawn> Even if a "threat" was really made, I've received tons of threatening messages in the past, but I guess it don't count because I'm not a woman? Heck, I've received physical threats and then the person who was making them was made an Elite even though it was made public that the threats were being made (not just to me, btw, and he hasn't stopped).

As a matter of fact, much of what you and others who are more direct in their flaming post can be considered "threats".

As far as I have been able to tell, the few women who frequent this BBS are more than able to handle themselves and a few threatening words means diddly-squat to them. They can dish it out when they have to as well.

You putting on the "knight, protector of the weak" routine in the hope of getting laid or something?

Michael
 

bonkers325

Lifer
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<< No way you can tell me he didn't "nef" too much. >>



I never nef. Every one of my posts is profound, powerful and meaningful.

Russ, NCNE
>>



like this one ;P
 

Pastfinder

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Jul 2, 2000
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Why does Russ have 20,000 + posts & elite member status?

Honestly I don't know. Russ doesn't know me and I really don't know anything about Russ, so I can't make any judgements or statements.

However, I just gotta use this quote somewhere:

Life is like a mop. Sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and hairballs and things and you gotta clean it out. You gotta stick it in here and rinse it off and start all over again. And sometimes life sticks to the floor so much that a mop, a mop, it's not good enough. You gotta get down there with like a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off! But if that doesn't work, you can't give up! You gotta stand right up! You gotta run to a window and say, "These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

:D:D:D
 

thomsbrain

Lifer
Dec 4, 2001
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<< All I can say is, don't bluff with the Mods. If you say you have pictures, you had better be ready to back it up with the real goods. Otherwise you'll end up like me.

Michael

ps - my status doesn't need adjusting
>>



ROLFTLMAO
 

[Perknose:] "Mookow: That dickless, pencil necked frog molestor Texmaster, did his threatening and pathetic posturing here."

Huh? And since when did a guy defending his position in an argument become a threatening posturing to a woman? Gosh !I should file "emotional distress and mental anguish" against Russ for the exchange he had with me.
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It is not as if this were real life where a man's physical appearance and presence with his added words could or would be threatening or intimidating to a woman.
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I'm not about to entertain the problem of another thread here. It would defeat the point of Texmaster's suggestion/argument. I happen to agree with his point, though I have not been impressed with his conducts in the past. That being said, I hope you and others leave it at that. :)
 

etech

Lifer
Oct 9, 1999
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Russ, Harvey, Red Dawn and Athanasius and some others all were made Elite for their contributions to the forums back in the old days when the title actually meant something meaningful.
 

Mookow

Lifer
Apr 24, 2001
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<< [Perknose:] "Mookow: That dickless, pencil necked frog molestor Texmaster, did his threatening and pathetic posturing here."

Huh? And since when did a guy defending his position in an argument become a threatening posturing to a woman? Gosh !I should file "emotional distress and mental anguish" against Russ for the exchange he had with me.
rolleye.gif
It is not as if this were real life where a man's physical appearance and presence with his added words could or would be threatening or intimidating to a woman.
rolleye.gif


I'm not about to entertain the problem of another thread here. It would defeat the point of Texmaster's suggestion/argument. I happen to agree with his point, though I have not been impressed with his conducts in the past. That being said, I hope you and others leave it at that. :)
>>



While, from a PM conversation with Perknose, the threatening happened in PM-land.
 

Skyclad1uhm1

Lifer
Aug 10, 2001
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Why isn't there the official title of 'Neffer' yet? Some people deserve that title more than they deserve even the title of Junior member or something...
 

Mookow

Lifer
Apr 24, 2001
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<< Russ, Harvey, Red Dawn and Athanasius and some others all were made Elite for their contributions to the forums back in the old days when the title actually meant something meaningful. >>



"Back in the old days?" Red joined on June 4th, 2001 7:39 PM. The rest of them pre-date me, but still...
 

ThisIsMatt

Banned
Aug 4, 2000
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<< Mookow: That dickless, pencil necked frog molestor Texmaster, did his threatening and pathetic posturing <a class=ftalternatingbarlinklarge href="http://subscriber.anandtech.com/messageview.cfm?catid=38&threadid=745213&STARTPAGE=1" target=blank>here</A>. If only his retarded, syphillitic father hadn't actually caught that one legged chicken 22 years ago, after drinking one tragic Lone Star too many, and managed to insert his chicken sized weenie in that poor, blameless bird, Texmaster would never have been hatched.

Even Frank Perdue turned his back in disgust on his poultry feathered ass. If that web footed, one note whiner ever threatens a friend of mine again, I'll break his beak and scramble his eggs and sell his plucked carcass to Ripley's Believe It Or Not. :|:disgust::|

On a lighter note, <STRONG>WW</STRONG>, I am once again absolutely stunned by how well you write. You are my hero(ine)! :D

Finally, 'tis true, only <STRONG>Russ</STRONG> could have pulled off 20,000 posts without one single useless one amongst them! Amazing!!
>>

He has spoken. Do not refute the word of Perknose the great, or risk banning.

And I thought personal attacks weren't tolerated here.

Standard Standard.
 

ThisIsMatt

Banned
Aug 4, 2000
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<<

<< Russ, Harvey, Red Dawn and Athanasius and some others all were made Elite for their contributions to the forums back in the old days when the title actually meant something meaningful. >>



"Back in the old days?" Red joined on June 4th, 2001 7:39 PM. The rest of them pre-date me, but still...
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His account got messed up "somehow" a while ago...he was here before.