why does my toilet sound like it's depressurizing everytime i sit down on it?

[BlahBlahYouToo]

is there like a sensor on there?
everytime i take a seat, it hisses for like 5 seconds, like it's releasing pressure.

it happens like 90% of the time, so it's not coincidence?

 

[LordMorpheus]

That's the sound the porcelain makes when it's afraid.

 

[gorcorps]

because you're a fatass

 

[zerocool84]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
That's the sound the porcelain makes when it's afraid.

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

Originally posted by: gorcorps
because you're a fatass

funny...
except i'm 5'10" 170#, far from a fatass.
i wish i were fatter.

 

[skyking]

cushioned seat?

 

[BabaBooey]

padded seat ?

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

Originally posted by: bababooey
padded seat ?

no padded seat.
it's definitely in the piping somewhere.

there's actually a clunk before the hissing. hard to describe.

 

[ra1nman]

Wax seal?

 

[Number1]

Pic

 

[BrokenVisage]

..you're not gonna like the answer!

 

[SammyJr]

You're farting?

 

[Hacp]

Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo
is there like a sensor on there?
everytime i take a seat, it hisses for like 5 seconds, like it's releasing pressure.

it happens like 90% of the time, so it's not coincidence?

Too many beans.

 

[xboxist]

You bore your toilet, and it's sighing.

 

[iGas]

Sounded like an old toilet that isn't seated right, therefore the water tank move and forces some water out of a failing fill-valve

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

Originally posted by: iGas

Sounded like an old toilet that isn't seated right, therefore the water tank move and forces some water out of a failing fill-valve

finally a serious answer. ty.

 

[MovingTarget]

Originally posted by: BlahBlahYouToo

Originally posted by: iGas

Sounded like an old toilet that isn't seated right, therefore the water tank move and forces some water out of a failing fill-valve

finally a serious answer. ty.

Coming to #atot and expecting a serious answer??? Blasphemy!

 

[Born2bwire]

You're so fat you're making a pressure seal?

 

[Slimline]

Originally posted by: LordMorpheus
That's the sound the porcelain makes when it's afraid.

LOL!

 

[Newbian]

Does your ass leak when you sit?

Maybe it's just you.

 

[Cuda1447]

ROFL!!! I haven't read this thread, but I had to come in here to tell everyone the thread title made me spit out my cola all over my weiner dog, now she's pissed!

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
ROFL!!! I haven't read this thread, but I had to come in here to tell everyone the thread title made me spit out my cola all over my weiner dog, now she's pissed!

So by wiener dog you mean...?

 

[Cuda1447]

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
ROFL!!! I haven't read this thread, but I had to come in here to tell everyone the thread title made me spit out my cola all over my weiner dog, now she's pissed!

So by wiener dog you mean...?

This!

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
ROFL!!! I haven't read this thread, but I had to come in here to tell everyone the thread title made me spit out my cola all over my weiner dog, now she's pissed!

So by wiener dog you mean...?

This!

The look of abject fear on the little thing's face is absolutely priceless.

 

[Bignate603]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: Cuda1447

Originally posted by: Newbian

Originally posted by: Cuda1447
ROFL!!! I haven't read this thread, but I had to come in here to tell everyone the thread title made me spit out my cola all over my weiner dog, now she's pissed!

So by wiener dog you mean...?

This!

The look of abject fear on the little thing's face is absolutely priceless.

I wouldn't be surprised if there was a puddle on his carpet a few seconds after the picture.