Why does my terrier like to roll in poop?

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Feb 6, 2007
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He's just sick of you petting him. "Jesus Christ, how the hell can I get this weirdo to stop rubbing my back. Hmm... that pile of shit gives me an idea... If I... Would he... Naaaahhhh... But if he touches me one more goddamn time, I swear to God I am going to go roll in that shit and then run back and throw myself at him. See how you like it, bitch!"

Your dog sounds like an asshole. Stop petting him.