Why does my penis have perfect rifling?

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spidey07

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It's a freaking perfect stream. One and a half turns out of the barrel.

A slow stream reveals a perfect spiral stream. It's amazing really and quite beautiful.

How does the body produce such perfect rifling out of a horizontal orifice?

Even if the penis is mightier than the sword, shutting this down before someone accedes to the requests for pics.
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spidey07

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I'd say the slow perfect stream twist once per centimeter. That twist is fully maintained upon firing.

So is that a 1/2 barrel twist or something different?
 

HamburgerBoy

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When I pee it almost always starts out with about 2/3rds of the stream making it where it should, and the other third sputtering out the side in a mist all over my pants and the floor for a few seconds until the urine dissolves the caked smegma over my urethra.
 

spidey07

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When I pee it almost always starts out with about 2/3rds of the stream making it where it should, and the other third sputtering out the side in a mist all over my pants and the floor for a few seconds until the urine dissolves the caked smegma over my urethra.

Sounds like you need some new rifling.
 

amdhunter

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Mine is too long, and too close to the water in the toilet to accurately judge the stream.
 

Red Squirrel

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Someone peeing totally should be featured on Time Warp. I think it would be cool to see. If I had 50k for a high speed camera I would upload a vid of me peeing. It's for science!
 

schneiderguy

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My penis shoots 1 MOA. I could shoot the wings off of a gnat with it.

If I miss the toilet it's because I wanted to.
 

rpanic

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Does the spin change depending on what side of the equator you’re on?
 
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