Why does Japanese porn suck so much?

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konakona

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Originally posted by: Cal166
Wanna see some great japanese porn?

Sora Aoi ftw!!!

Oh yes, I can vouch for that :D

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Originally posted by: Looney

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Originally posted by: gigapet
all i know is my boy is a marine stationed over in japan and he says the girls there are all about you if you are american. He claims he can walk into a club/bar whatever it is over there, talk to a girl for 20 mins and she is ready to leave. Very submissive and into pleasing the man according to him. he has a few "girlfriends" he sees regularly that when he goes to visit them they just cater to him the whole time, feed him, massages....whatever.

sounds good to me! Japan is doing something right.
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I had a friend that went to teach in Japan, and he said pretty much the same thing.
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I've heard similar things about Korea; there have been articles written about it on a couple of websites.
I cant speak for japan, having spent just few hours at and around the airport. As far as korea goes, I was born and grew up there for the most part of my life. There used to be a fad to a certain degree, where not-so-well educated americans would make their way to Korea to get it made; the so-called phenomenon dubbed as "Korean Dream".

The enitre country is crazy about learning english, to the point where standardized english testing is a requirement for most decent job applications. Due to the largely unsuccessful efforts in teaching the language with the public education system, many Koreans prefer attending private schools with instructors fluent in English. Add to the fact that there is a huge military base right at the heart of the capital, further contributing to the influx of American males.

Reportedely, they seem to love Korea for number of reasons, ability to attract women at will being one of them. So there is some truth to your claim; the thing is, however, those girls who would go out with Americans or GIs constitute a tiny fraction of gorgeous girls there. Nothing against the GIs or Americans residing in Korea, but Koreans in general arent too excited about interracial dating, let alone the rampant anti-american sentiments sweeping through the country incident after incident.

<flamesuit on> IMHO, most of those girls are either very premiscuous types, or those who are determined to learn english or find an American to settle with. I realize this is a broad, sweeping statement and that there are exceptions for any rule. What I am saying is that it is very unlikely to find an average hot korean girl willing to date with a random American. On the contrary, they would be put off by the language and cultural barrier. Moreover, most of Korean males look for cute, young looking girls; Amercians folks would be going for those who arent considered quite as attractive by the locals.

Since I have served in a branch of the korean army which is ultimately under the command of USFK commander and is stationed together with the USFK, I had a chance to interact with some of the GI dudes. My limited exposure to them and conversations I had pretty much confirmed my theory. They do get laid and seem to be very happy with their sex life, but when it comes to think about what kinda women they were dating...

Again, I am not so sure about how things work in Japan, but with all these talks about baka gaijins, I would assume it would be those kogaru's or ganguro's that Americans mostly score on. I could be completely off base here, things work differently in different countries, I must note.

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Oh yeah, ditto on virtuagame0's stand on Asian people looking younger by nature. Perhaps it is partly due to diet, makeups, outfit and whatnot. I have noticed American Asian females tend to look significantly older for their age. Having one GF who happens to be Asian is great and all, but take it from me when I speak from experience of actually growing up there all the way up to high school.

Any questions? I wont be able to check the thread until late at nite, ECE labs are a bitch :|
 

Fox5

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Originally posted by: astrocase
Japan comes in dead last for enjoying sex. They come in dead last for having sex.

In a 2001 survey, condom maker Durex found that Japan ranked dead last among 28 countries in the frequency of sex: The average Japanese had sex just 36 times a year. Hong Kong was next to last with 63. (Americans ranked No. 1 at 124 times a year.)

I wouldn't be surprised if Japan just talks about it less. They have door to door prostitution services there, along with "love" hotels, they seem to have an awfully involved sex industry for a country that doesn't have sex. Hmm, well I could see couples having sex less frequently, but I'd imagine people in Japan are more likely to start having sex than in many other countries.
 

Koing

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Originally posted by: Lurknomore
Originally posted by: Passions
It's in their culture. Women are supposed to be servile and submissive. If women were to be throughly enjoying it, then that would make them dishonorable. They are supposed to sound like they are not enjoying it, hence almost being raped.

Unlike western culture, where the girls slutty, promiscuous whores they truly are.:p

You say it like it's a bad thing...

Koing

 

eits

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japanese porn sucks because:

- the girl's never shaved or trimmed... it's always some nasty fvckbush
- the girl talks... who wants to hear stuff they can't understand?
- she looks like she's being raped... not my bag.
- the guy moans. shut up, dude... no one's watching you and they certainly don't want to hear you.
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: eits
japanese porn sucks because:

- the girl's never shaved or trimmed... it's always some nasty fvckbush
- the girl talks... who wants to hear stuff they can't understand?
- she looks like she's being raped... not my bag.
- the guy moans. shut up, dude... no one's watching you and they certainly don't want to hear you.
i'll agree except on your last point.
 

mercanucaribe

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It's a hell of a lot more erotic than the American porn with terrible acting and story where the blonde with fake breasts and beauty pageant makeup fvcks the pizza guy.
 

eits

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: eits
japanese porn sucks because:

- the girl's never shaved or trimmed... it's always some nasty fvckbush
- the girl talks... who wants to hear stuff they can't understand?
- she looks like she's being raped... not my bag.
- the guy moans. shut up, dude... no one's watching you and they certainly don't want to hear you.
i'll agree except on your last point.

exception granted in your case.
 

maddogchen

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Originally posted by: eits

- the guy moans. shut up, dude... no one's watching you and they certainly don't want to hear you.

what? American porn has close up of the guys, WTF would I want to see a closeup of the guy??? they moan and talk too.
Japanese porn, most of the time you'll never see the guy's face. sometimes they'll be looking away so you don't have to see him too.
 

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Originally posted by: Shadowknight
Originally posted by: Looney
Originally posted by: gigapet
all i know is my boy is a marine stationed over in japan and he says the girls there are all about you if you are american. He claims he can walk into a club/bar whatever it is over there, talk to a girl for 20 mins and she is ready to leave. Very submissive and into pleasing the man according to him. he has a few "girlfriends" he sees regularly that when he goes to visit them they just cater to him the whole time, feed him, massages....whatever.

sounds good to me! Japan is doing something right. :thumbsup:

I had a friend that went to teach in Japan, and he said pretty much the same thing.

I've heard similar things about Korea; there have been articles written about it on a couple of websites.

Not really, those are women that specifically have an american fetish (which is a minority, more people are liking black people now though because hiphop culture is getting very popular) similar to maybe an american woman liking a foreign guy or black men. Also japanese porn sells really well I believe, even over here so they're doing something right. To virtualgames0: a lot of korean dramas are becoming very romantic, that's why they're the most popular in asia. Korean entertainment is outselling American stuff in Asia. even getting popular in egypt. - an article
 

eits

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Originally posted by: maddogchen
Originally posted by: eits

- the guy moans. shut up, dude... no one's watching you and they certainly don't want to hear you.

what? American porn has close up of the guys, WTF would I want to see a closeup of the guy??? they moan and talk too.
Japanese porn, most of the time you'll never see the guy's face. sometimes they'll be looking away so you don't have to see him too.

most of the porn i watch doesn't have dudes moaning and certainly no close-ups.... if it did, i fast forward the part where the camera's on the girl.
 

Chunkee

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we are going to needs some samples to make a thorough judgement on this....please post some links

jC
 

nemesismk2

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Originally posted by: eits
japanese porn sucks because:
- the girl's never shaved or trimmed... it's always some nasty fvckbush

The girls in Japanese porn actually have hair between their legs just like most women, oh the horror of seeing some natural pussy fluff! :eek:

American porn doesn't do it for me, the women are too trashy and fake looking.
 

yhelothar

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Originally posted by: eits
japanese porn sucks because:

- the girl's never shaved or trimmed... it's always some nasty fvckbush
- the girl talks... who wants to hear stuff they can't understand?
- she looks like she's being raped... not my bag.
- the guy moans. shut up, dude... no one's watching you and they certainly don't want to hear you.


1. they definitely shave most of the time if you watch the uncensored videos.
If you see the idol pictures, then you won't see any shaved, because it's illegal to show any poonage in japan. On top of that, if any meat hangs out of the bush, they'll photoshop black over it, to make them look 10 times hairier than they really are.

2. :confused: Um japanese people?
3. OK some are really bad, I'll give you that, but some western pr0n is bad too. But not even half of them sound like they're being raped. But at least most of them sound more natural.
4. Actually you see less guy in most japanese pr0n because most of the camera men are actually the guy holding the camera while doing the deed, so you see their faces a lot less. PLUS for japanese side.
 

Shadowknight

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Originally posted by: mercanucaribe
It's a hell of a lot more erotic than the American porn with terrible acting and story where the blonde with fake breasts and beauty pageant makeup fvcks the pizza guy.
I don't watch porn, so I'm not really familiar with the whole cheesy acting/plot thing, but a few years ago I knew a guy who bought a CD of unreleased 70's porn music called "Porntronic". Some semi-famous porn star does this mini-dialogue before some of the songs:

"Pizza? I didn't order a pizza!"
"You didn't?"

The best part? THERE'S A VOLUME 2.

Unfortunately, he only blasted the music portion of the CD, not the dialogue, when he blasted it from the radio in his car. Sadly, the 70's porn music just sounded like every other soundtrack from movies in the 70's, so it wasn't that interesting. I've looked, but there's nowhere on-line that carries this CD/
 

yhelothar

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Originally posted by: Yongsta
Not really, those are women that specifically have an american fetish (which is a minority, more people are liking black people now though because hiphop culture is getting very popular) similar to maybe an american woman liking a foreign guy or black men. Also japanese porn sells really well I believe, even over here so they're doing something right. To virtualgames0: a lot of korean dramas are becoming very romantic, that's why they're the most popular in asia. Korean entertainment is outselling American stuff in Asia. even getting popular in egypt. - an article

It's horrible that korean dramas are becoming a role model for women's desires in relationships in asias. They want it so hopelessly ideal that it's almost disgusting, not to mention the intimate innoncence of a 10 yr old.
 

AUMM

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Originally posted by: virtualgames0
Originally posted by: DaY
Can't forget the pedophelia aspect; I swear they all look 15 years old.

Typical response from someone who has never been around asians much.
All asians generally look younger than westerners. It's just a trait they carry. They don't purposely pick out girls that look young.
In fact, the adult industry in japan is a lot less selective than the western adult industry. They don't really choose on boob size, labia size, etc.. There's no "pornstar" look in japan.


lol, you sure seem to know a lot about the japanese porn industry...
 

CPA

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Originally posted by: astrocase
Japan comes in dead last for enjoying sex. They come in dead last for having sex.

In a 2001 survey, condom maker Durex found that Japan ranked dead last among 28 countries in the frequency of sex: The average Japanese had sex just 36 times a year. Hong Kong was next to last with 63. (Americans ranked No. 1 at 124 times a year.)

USA! USA! USA!
 

mordantmonkey

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Originally posted by: Drakkon
Originally posted by: Looney
You've never seen a girl really orgasm before, have you?
:Q wtf? what girls have you been with?

depends on the girl. I've made a girl almost come to tears, and i've made another smile like i just bought her a new puppy.

but on topic, japporn kinda creeps me out cause the girls usually sound like crying babies... *heebiejeebies*
 
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