Why does Japanese porn suck so much?

[krunchykrome]

I dont really care for Japanese P because it's always missionary and there are no hot close ups.

 

[kogase]

Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I dont really care for Japanese P because it's always missionary and there are no hot close ups.

So basically the info I've gotten from this thread makes it sound like Japanese porn is simply more realistic.

"Pained" faces closer to woman's actual face during orgasm, missionary style, vacant or blank look in the female's face due to extreme boredom, etc. Then we have American porn with plastic women and men in positions real people probably never even suggest to their lovers, and a bunch of screaming "YEAH BABY, FVCK ME".

 

[0roo0roo]

if you really want to see something interesting, get bible black.

 

[uhohs]

skip bible black. go for the game water closet.
that's a real winner. :Q

 

[BabaBooey]

Originally posted by: Rastus
Have you guys seen what those crazy Germans are up to?

:laugh: :beer:

 

[gigapet]

all i know is my boy is a marine stationed over in japan and he says the girls there are all about you if you are american. He claims he can walk into a club/bar whatever it is over there, talk to a girl for 20 mins and she is ready to leave. Very submissive and into pleasing the man according to him. he has a few "girlfriends" he sees regularly that when he goes to visit them they just cater to him the whole time, feed him, massages....whatever.

sounds good to me! Japan is doing something right. :thumbsup:

 

[DougK62]

Originally posted by: gigapet
all i know is my boy is a marine stationed over in japan and he says the girls there are all about you if you are american. He claims he can walk into a club/bar whatever it is over there, talk to a girl for 20 mins and she is ready to leave. Very submissive and into pleasing the man according to him. he has a few "girlfriends" he sees regularly that when he goes to visit them they just cater to him the whole time, feed him, massages....whatever.

sounds good to me! Japan is doing something right. :thumbsup:

You have a boy old enough to be a Marine? I thought you were a kid.

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: gigapet
all i know is my boy is a marine stationed over in japan and he says the girls there are all about you if you are american. He claims he can walk into a club/bar whatever it is over there, talk to a girl for 20 mins and she is ready to leave. Very submissive and into pleasing the man according to him. he has a few "girlfriends" he sees regularly that when he goes to visit them they just cater to him the whole time, feed him, massages....whatever.

sounds good to me! Japan is doing something right. :thumbsup:

You have a boy old enough to be a Marine? I thought you were a kid.

r u joking?

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: gigapet
all i know is my boy is a marine stationed over in japan and he says the girls there are all about you if you are american. He claims he can walk into a club/bar whatever it is over there, talk to a girl for 20 mins and she is ready to leave. Very submissive and into pleasing the man according to him. he has a few "girlfriends" he sees regularly that when he goes to visit them they just cater to him the whole time, feed him, massages....whatever.

sounds good to me! Japan is doing something right. :thumbsup:

I had a friend that went to teach in Japan, and he said pretty much the same thing.

 

[DougK62]

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: gigapet
all i know is my boy is a marine stationed over in japan and he says the girls there are all about you if you are american. He claims he can walk into a club/bar whatever it is over there, talk to a girl for 20 mins and she is ready to leave. Very submissive and into pleasing the man according to him. he has a few "girlfriends" he sees regularly that when he goes to visit them they just cater to him the whole time, feed him, massages....whatever.

sounds good to me! Japan is doing something right. :thumbsup:

You have a boy old enough to be a Marine? I thought you were a kid.

r u joking?

"ru" joking? What does that mean?

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: gigapet
all i know is my boy is a marine stationed over in japan and he says the girls there are all about you if you are american. He claims he can walk into a club/bar whatever it is over there, talk to a girl for 20 mins and she is ready to leave. Very submissive and into pleasing the man according to him. he has a few "girlfriends" he sees regularly that when he goes to visit them they just cater to him the whole time, feed him, massages....whatever.

sounds good to me! Japan is doing something right. :thumbsup:

You have a boy old enough to be a Marine? I thought you were a kid.

r u joking?

"ru" joking? What does that mean?

:roll: i see your just being a prick this morning for the hell of it...the holiday weekend is upon us....chill out, relax and think about all the :beer: and bbq the weekend will bring you!

 

[kmrivers]

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: gigapet
all i know is my boy is a marine stationed over in japan and he says the girls there are all about you if you are american. He claims he can walk into a club/bar whatever it is over there, talk to a girl for 20 mins and she is ready to leave. Very submissive and into pleasing the man according to him. he has a few "girlfriends" he sees regularly that when he goes to visit them they just cater to him the whole time, feed him, massages....whatever.

sounds good to me! Japan is doing something right. :thumbsup:

You have a boy old enough to be a Marine? I thought you were a kid.

r u joking?

You know, everytime I see your avatar I can't help but think that you are a fat squirrely woman. Your name doesn't help either.

EDIT: I forgot the eat proscuitto... man...

 

[Accipiter22]

werd dawg my jigga

 

[jtvang125]

dave chappelle voice
All that whimpering and lying there like a dead person is making my p3nis soft.
/dave chappelle voice

 

[SpanishFry]

Originally posted by: Lurknomore

Originally posted by: kmr1212

Originally posted by: Lurknomore

Originally posted by: Passions
It's in their culture. Women are supposed to be servile and submissive. If women were to be throughly enjoying it, then that would make them dishonorable. They are supposed to sound like they are not enjoying it, hence almost being raped.

Unlike western culture, where the girls are fat, slutty, promiscuous whores they truly are.😛

lurk more

Try to be original.:disgust:
Must be a worm inside that core.

no, seriously. ask for your account to be closed, log out, and never post again.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Jay explains how Asian actors feel about porn....

 

[gigapet]

Originally posted by: kmrivers

Originally posted by: gigapet

Originally posted by: DougK62

Originally posted by: gigapet
all i know is my boy is a marine stationed over in japan and he says the girls there are all about you if you are american. He claims he can walk into a club/bar whatever it is over there, talk to a girl for 20 mins and she is ready to leave. Very submissive and into pleasing the man according to him. he has a few "girlfriends" he sees regularly that when he goes to visit them they just cater to him the whole time, feed him, massages....whatever.

sounds good to me! Japan is doing something right. :thumbsup:

You have a boy old enough to be a Marine? I thought you were a kid.

r u joking?

You know, everytime I see your avatar I can't help but think that you are a fat squirrely woman. Your name doesn't help either.

EDIT: I forgot the eat proscuitto... man...

what do you ahve against proscuitto?

 

[Shadowknight]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: gigapet
all i know is my boy is a marine stationed over in japan and he says the girls there are all about you if you are american. He claims he can walk into a club/bar whatever it is over there, talk to a girl for 20 mins and she is ready to leave. Very submissive and into pleasing the man according to him. he has a few "girlfriends" he sees regularly that when he goes to visit them they just cater to him the whole time, feed him, massages....whatever.

sounds good to me! Japan is doing something right. :thumbsup:

I had a friend that went to teach in Japan, and he said pretty much the same thing.

I've heard similar things about Korea; there have been articles written about it on a couple of websites.

 

[phatj]

but japanese girls have HUGE boobs and that is awesome

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: Drakkon

Originally posted by: Looney
You've never seen a girl really orgasm before, have you?

:Q wtf? what girls have you been with?

The type that have real orgasms. Girls don't smile when they orgasms, and if you didn't know what it was, you'd probably think they were in pain.

yep. if i ever saw a girl smiling during orgasm, I'd freak out

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Aharami

Originally posted by: Looney

Originally posted by: Drakkon

Originally posted by: Looney
You've never seen a girl really orgasm before, have you?

:Q wtf? what girls have you been with?

The type that have real orgasms. Girls don't smile when they orgasms, and if you didn't know what it was, you'd probably think they were in pain.

yep. if i ever saw a girl smiling during orgasm, I'd freak out

</Robin Williams - Live at the Met>
And you'll never have sex again when you have a child. You'll be afraid that you'll be in a passionate embrace, the door will swing open, and a little voice will go "You're killing Mom!"
</Robin Williams - Live at the Met>

- M4H

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: JEDI

Originally posted by: iamtrout
The girl's ALWAYS moaning in pain or crying.
She NEVER has her eyes open.
She NEVER smiles or moans in pleasure.

In the middle I always feel like I'm watching someone get raped... :|

crying? like actual tears w/o splicing scenes together?

name of movies?

:Q

 

[fbrdphreak]

Man those outpostnine links were hilarious

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Why don't you try scat pr0n

-_-

 

[leon94]

I notice they never have tampons on either.