Why does it seem like fecal pieces are found on almost every public doorknob?

miri

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You know how you see the news studies with the cotton swab test? It seems they are always finding fecal pieces on public doorknobs. Do a lot of people get poop on their fingers and just dont care or what?
 

AStar617

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Maybe their asses are itchy and doorknobs (especially those hooked ones) are a perfect fit. :confused:
 

miri

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Originally posted by: Rockhound
Since you raised the question, you are probably one of the worst offenders.

No, I do not take dumps in public bathrooms. I am a germaphobe and will not sit on a public toilets thats been pissed on 50000 times.
 

bigredguy

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germaphobe eh? Watch the mythbusters about fecal chloroforms (i think thats what they are called), they're EVERYWHERE. Especially your toothbrush.
 

miri

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Originally posted by: bigredguy
germaphobe eh? Watch the mythbusters about fecal chloroforms (i think thats what they are called), they're EVERYWHERE. Especially your toothbrush.

No, the sink in my bathrooms are in a different room than the toilet and I close the toilet when I flush.
 

bigredguy

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Originally posted by: miri
Originally posted by: bigredguy
germaphobe eh? Watch the mythbusters about fecal chloroforms (i think thats what they are called), they're EVERYWHERE. Especially your toothbrush.

No, the sink in my bathrooms are in a different room than the toilet and I close the toilet when I flush.

They had a control test with the toothbrushes like 100ft away in the building, guess what showed up on the lab test? If you said fecal chloroforms, you'd be right. I wasn't kidding about them being everywhere.
 

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Originally posted by: miri
Originally posted by: bigredguy
germaphobe eh? Watch the mythbusters about fecal chloroforms (i think thats what they are called), they're EVERYWHERE. Especially your toothbrush.

No, the sink in my bathrooms are in a different room than the toilet and I close the toilet when I flush.

And you are psycho too. Why do you even bother to step out of the house then? Germs are in the air to so you might as well stop breathing too.
 

SWScorch

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germs are good for you. Using public restrooms is like weightlifting for your immune system.
 

zugzoog

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Originally posted by: SWScorch
germs are good for you.

:thumbsup:

If you completely eliminate germs from you life. Your immune system finds that it has nothing to do and gets lazy. Big problem when something big comes along later. To keep your immune system in good condition it needs to be challenged every so often.

Little bits of stuff on door handles doesn't concern me, and probably in the the long run is beneficial.

Now I have some mud pies to make.....
 

Scarpozzi

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Originally posted by: miri
Originally posted by: bigredguy
germaphobe eh? Watch the mythbusters about fecal chloroforms (i think thats what they are called), they're EVERYWHERE. Especially your toothbrush.

No, the sink in my bathrooms are in a different room than the toilet and I close the toilet when I flush.
That still doesn't take account for us ATer's that sneak in when you're not there and teabag your tb.
 

miri

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Originally posted by: Rockhound
Originally posted by: miri
Originally posted by: bigredguy
germaphobe eh? Watch the mythbusters about fecal chloroforms (i think thats what they are called), they're EVERYWHERE. Especially your toothbrush.

No, the sink in my bathrooms are in a different room than the toilet and I close the toilet when I flush.

Why do you even bother to step out of the house then? Germs are in the air to so you might as well stop breathing too.

Hard to stay at home when you have work and school 7 days a week.
 

miri

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Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: miri
Originally posted by: bigredguy
germaphobe eh? Watch the mythbusters about fecal chloroforms (i think thats what they are called), they're EVERYWHERE. Especially your toothbrush.

No, the sink in my bathrooms are in a different room than the toilet and I close the toilet when I flush.
That still doesn't take account for us ATer's that sneak in when you're not there and teabag your tb.

teabag your tb? Can you translate this into English? I know English is my second language but this terminology is unfamiliar to me.
 

jagec

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Originally posted by: miri
teabag your tb? Can you translate this into English? I know English is my second language but this terminology is unfamiliar to me.

tb=toothbrush I assume, and look up "teabag" on urbandictionary.com
 

Mloot

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Originally posted by: miri
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Originally posted by: miri
Originally posted by: bigredguy
germaphobe eh? Watch the mythbusters about fecal chloroforms (i think thats what they are called), they're EVERYWHERE. Especially your toothbrush.

No, the sink in my bathrooms are in a different room than the toilet and I close the toilet when I flush.
That still doesn't take account for us ATer's that sneak in when you're not there and teabag your tb.

teabag your tb? Can you translate this into English? I know English is my second language but this terminology is unfamiliar to me.

I don't think you want to know...

 

feralkid

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Originally posted by: jagec
Originally posted by: miri
teabag your tb? Can you translate this into English? I know English is my second language but this terminology is unfamiliar to me.

tb=toothbrush I assume, and look up "teabag" on urbandictionary.com




Shortly after teabagging an actual cup of tea, Lucas was admitted to the Cedar-Sinai Burn institute, where he offered to teabag every member of the Staff, including the janitor.