Why does it matter who puts the toilet seat down??? *RANT*

[Imaginer]

Ladies, if you are reading, why?

Men same thing. Why?

Afterwards, you do wash your hands anyways? So does it really matter who puts it down?

My sister is really ANAL about this and even went through locking the door to the bathroom just so I can't use it anymore. She is the biggest bitch ever!!!! She says it is hers and she is so territorial. Game room??? What game room? Ever since her POS Pentium 75 computer dominated the corner of the room, her stuff spreads like a disease around that area so she basically has TWO rooms!!!! She also has a nasty habit of yelling at my parents and going down to calling them stupid. Even when she is asked to explain something nice, she mumbles and blurts it out like they can understand English as good as she does.

She has no respect and tends to think the whole house revolves around her omnipotent self.

ARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! I CANT TAKE MORE OF THIS!!!!!

On top of that, she is NOTHING like a lady! She is more like the pants type and rebellious as well!!!!!!!

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[Pastore]

just put the damn seat down, has the US really become this freakin lazy?

 

[snakesnfrogs]

<< Ever since her POS Pentium 75 computer dominated the corner of the room, her stuff spreads like a disease around that area so she basically has TWO rooms!!!! >>





start pissing on her stuff instead of in the toilet---maybe she'll get the message

 

[Imaginer]

I do! But she refuses to when it is occasionally up. That is the thing!

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

I never put it up.

<<<----have really bad aim!

 

[damocles]

I just leave it up, if somebody really wants it down- they can put it down

 

[brxndxn]

who puts the toilet seat up anyway? I don't want to touch a disgusting toilet - I just make a practice of NOT missing.

Also, smack your sis around a bit... dont be a wussy. smack her when she acts like a bitch. all my friends who have sisters have to smack them every once in a while. Do it like this:

1. Say &quot;Shuddup, bitch.&quot;
2. Put your hand up in a threatening manner
3. Make a decision on whether you need to smack her or not.
4. Give her a nice, firm smack!

(If you act like you'll never hit her, she's just gonna pull your nuts out and walk all over them with high heels.)

 

[Imaginer]

Hell I do but I GET YELLED AT!!!

 

[Linux23]

fsck that. if you give her a nice beating to remember, then she'll remember who's the boss!

 

[Ameesh]

push her buttons because she obviously knows how to push yours

 

[kamiam]

I'd say break the lock ALWAYS leave the seat up and tell her to PISS OFF!!

 

[bonkers325]

<< fsck that. if you give her a nice beating to remember, then she'll remember who's the boss! >>



now now dont get sexual

 

[Moonbeam]

It's not about the toilet seat; it's about power. When she gets to you, you hand her your power. There are no games you can play to win this; you have to change inwardly, let go of the attachment to battle. You want something from her, something like respect or admiration, etc. Give what you want to her and to yourself. You won't get what you want from the outside (other people) any time soon, but it won't matter if you really give it to yourself.

 

[unghole]

<< start pissing on her stuff instead of in the toilet---maybe she'll get the message >>



I agree. Piss on everything.