Why do women wear make-up and perfume?

[Brutuskend]

Cuz their UGLY and they SMELL bad!

 

[neutralizer]

So you'd want to fvck their brains out without being drunk.

 

[Leper Messiah]

damn straight.

 

[Stumps]

hahahaha

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Cuz their UGLY and the SMELL bad!

and still, we are irresistable

 

[Sheepathon]

omg nm

 

[Leper Messiah]

only you mosh, only you...

I offer you my :heart:

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: Sheepathon
omg nm

Thanks.

It's getting late....

 

[KK]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Cuz their UGLY and the SMELL bad!

and still, we are irresistable

what other options do we have? Guys?? I think I'll pass.

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Cuz their UGLY and the SMELL bad!

and still, we are irresistable

pffft thats only because you all nag so much that we give in...then you keep nagging anyway

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: L3p3rM355i4h
only you mosh, only you...

I offer you my :heart:

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: KK

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Cuz their UGLY and the SMELL bad!

and still, we are irresistable

what other options do we have? Guys?? I think I'll pass.

Exactly. Ain't nothing you can do to make them attractive to me.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Cuz their UGLY and the SMELL bad!

and still, we are irresistable

pffft thats only because you all nag so much that we give in...then you keep nagging anyway

nah, don't say "all"

 

[Leper Messiah]

If I recite shakespere outside your window, would that make you love me? Or would it creep you out really, really bad?

 

[Stumps]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Stumps

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Cuz their UGLY and the SMELL bad!

and still, we are irresistable

pffft thats only because you all nag so much that we give in...then you keep nagging anyway

nah, don't say "all"

show me one women that doesn't nag?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: L3p3rM355i4h
If I recite shakespere outside your window, would that make you love me? Or would it creep you out really, really bad?

i'd love for a guy to do that

 

[Leper Messiah]

Give me your addy, and I'm there!

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: L3p3rM355i4h
Give me your addy, and I'm there!

that would be a long walk

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: L3p3rM355i4h
If I recite shakespere outside your window, would that make you love me? Or would it creep you out really, really bad?

i'd love for a guy to do that

Public schools are getting so bad it's going to be difficult to find guys able to read, let alone memorize and recite Shakespere.

 

[Leper Messiah]

mosh, "I will walk 500 miles, and I will walk 500 more..."

I don't remember any more of teh song...

Hey, Jeff, I attended public schools, but I basically self-eduacted myself...

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: L3p3rM355i4h
mosh, "I will walk 500 miles, and I will walk 500 more..."

I don't remember any more of teh song...

Hey, Jeff, I attended public schools, but I basically self-eduacted myself...

I attended public schools too, but a few years ago I was shocked to see that my 14 year old cousin was at what I would consider a 3rd or 4th grade reading level when he read from the bible at church. I'm also amazed by the lack of common sense and logic and by how many words and phrases people hear and repeat incorrectly. For example, "I could care less."

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: L3p3rM355i4h
mosh, "I will walk 500 miles, and I will walk 500 more..."

I don't remember any more of teh song...

Hey, Jeff, I attended public schools, but I basically self-eduacted myself...

You must be VERY desperate.

 

[Leper Messiah]

lol to that. I've been a voracious reader since I was like 4, so I was so far a head of everyone all through grade school. Then I got bored and lazy and settled for my 3.4...