Why do we still have penises?

[Fire&Blood]

I really don't like penises. I never do anything with them (use my debit card most of the time). I had a college professor back in '99 who thought that penises should go away. In fact, he admitted to throwing them away. Too much of a nuisance.

What say you ATOT? Anyone else throw away their worthless loins?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

A roll of penises is a handy thing to have in a street fight, though.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Just what does the T stand for in ATOT again?