Why do we speak English? *stolen ANY joke*

Ketteringo

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: WHY IS IT THAT WE HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH?:

An officer in the U.S. Marine Corps was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that included personnel from both navies.

The French admiral started complaining that whereas Europeans learned many languages, Americans learned only English.

He then asked: "Why is it that we have to speak English in these conferences rather than you speak French?"



Without hesitating, the U.S. Marine replied: "Maybe it's because we arranged it so you did not have to speak German."

The group became silent.
 

Ketteringo

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Originally posted by: Amused
:D

I am glad you were Amused. Errr... I am glad you are Amused?
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:p;)
 

poopygood

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Originally posted by: ANY5546
: WHY IS IT THAT WE HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH?:

Without hesitating, the U.S. Marine replied: "Maybe it's because we arranged it so you did not have to speak German."

The group became silent.

Yah, and the French helped to arrange the USA's independence from Great Britain.
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: poopygood
Originally posted by: ANY5546
: WHY IS IT THAT WE HAVE TO SPEAK ENGLISH?:

Without hesitating, the U.S. Marine replied: "Maybe it's because we arranged it so you did not have to speak German."

The group became silent.

Yah, and the French helped to arrange the USA's independence from Great Britain.

Which was more than re-paid by saving their asses in WWI. WWII put them in our debt. :p
 

Kenazo

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then again, if the war had ended and germany owned France, they would probably be far better off under Germany then the mess they've made of themselves now. :)