Why do we not eat paedophile meat?

[preslove]

Wouldn't slaughtering them and selling their carcasses as meat be a good way to punish these evil sickos? Hell, with the right marketing, we could turn the meat into a luxury/status item and sell it for really high prices. We could then give the proceeds to organizations that help abused children.

()🙂 You're welcome, society. ()🙂

 

[ss284]

Chicken probably tastes a lot better.

 

[SlowSpyder]

You can eat pedo meat. If you're 11 or under.

 

[JulesMaximus]

You just have to cook it thoroughly or you'll catch teh pedo.