Why do we not eat dead humans?

[jhu]

It seems like a waste to bury a dead body in a casket or turn it into ash. And housing death row inmates is certainly a waste. Why not just cook and eat them instead?

 

[mugs]

What makes you think we don't?

Soylent Green is people

 

[shortylickens]

Sorry

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[WaTaGuMp]

It would make our hands shake too much, thus people would know we are cannibals and then kill us.

 

[SKORPI0]

You have to be a zombie to do that. :hmm:

 

[0roo0roo]

brain aids

 

[sandorski]

Too old!

 

[BladeVenom]

Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease

 

[jhu]

Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease

You can get that from cows and sheep too.

 

[dighn]

think about it, once people acquire a taste for human flesh, what will stop them from chopping up each others for fresher meat?!

 

[BoomerD]

What "we?" Speak for yourself.

 

[GrumpyMan]

There's a new cracker in the bread isle in your supermarket. They are called "Soylent Green Biscuits". You should try them. Yummmmmm......

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

You can, I'm good.

 

[CrazyAznDriver]

mmm people bacon

 

[mmntech]

I'm glad the FDA finally approved it. Tastes just like grandma.
http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/retro/e9aa/

 

[BudAshes]

Wait... we're not supposed to eat people?

 

[pontifex]

mods, send the police to the OP's house please.

 

[sandorski]

mods, send the police to the OP's house please.

That'll just make him fat.

 

[IronWing]

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?















They taste funny.

 

[Jeff7]

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

Spoiler

They taste funny.

Why don't cannibals eat politicians?

Spoiler

They always go down crooked.

 

[WelshBloke]

Cos people generally die of old age or disease. Who wants to eat manky old diseased meat?

 

[zinfamous]

Because you touch yourself at night.

I knew there was a reason.

 

[zinfamous]

Cos people generally die of old age or disease. Who wants to eat manky old diseased meat?

like with sheep, pig, and cow, people are tastier when young.

preferably in the suckling stage.

 

[Jeff7]

Cos people generally die of old age or disease. Who wants to eat manky old diseased meat?

What about someone freshly tenderized in a car accident, or flame-broiled in a house fire?


Or at least use dead people to fatten up the lions and sharks.

 

[BudAshes]

What about someone freshly tenderized in a car accident, or flame-broiled in a house fire?


Or at least use dead people to fatten up the lions and sharks.

There used to be a website that claimed to sell human steaks. They had a whole spiel on how they got the human meat. I knew it was a scam obviously but I had a friend who was totally convinced and tried to order some. To bad the only thing you could order was a tshirt with their logo on it.