Why do spams always contain such horrible grammar/spelling/etc?

[phatj]

Read an email I got this morning:

patient start looking instead, yes procedure prettier grave. according of eleven
us sign course sometimes book! hours different easy using or change tight me
miss suggest,

drink CHEAPEEST C1AL1S, \/AL1UM, \/1AGRA, XANAX, S0MA, L1P1TOR, V10XX, AMB1EN
& ALL confidence magazine
http://firebooks.areareferenxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


age mentioned case immediate visit left body asked expression" prettier gotten
while study began wind education trust allow favour.
aunt moved real decide law lived here very, known said room trees dining, built
position things weak, over acquaintance subject character joy turning busy knows
speaking,
thats drop added dinner stairs terrible want give friend light, living feelings
general address? half trouble walked given miserable" too back meet misspell
places.

They are trying to scam people... why would they use this type of email to scam people?!!? It makes no sense, they are working against their own cause!

 

[Phoenix86]

It's so the spam makes it through word filters.

 

[Hammer]

because its being sent from outside the US and the person speaks atrocious english

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
It's so the spam makes it through word filters.

Winner. :beer:

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
It's so the spam makes it through word filters.

Winner. :beer:

True, but then who would want to purchase from a business seemingly run so poorly ? It's like they thought of how to storm the castle, but didn't think of what to do once inside. Hell, half the spam I get, I can't understand the product they're "marketing". WTF is the point ?

 

[trilks]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: DingDingDao

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
It's so the spam makes it through word filters.

Winner. :beer:

True, but then who would want to purchase from a business seemingly run so poorly ? It's like they thought of how to storm the castle, but didn't think of what to do once inside. Hell, half the spam I get, I can't understand the product they're "marketing". WTF is the point ?

I agree completely. Somehow it must be profitable.

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: trilks

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: DingDingDao

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
It's so the spam makes it through word filters.

Winner. :beer:

True, but then who would want to purchase from a business seemingly run so poorly ? It's like they thought of how to storm the castle, but didn't think of what to do once inside. Hell, half the spam I get, I can't understand the product they're "marketing". WTF is the point ?

I agree completely. Somehow it must be profitable.

Uh, guys, AOL. The fact that it's still around is evidence enough that the majority of people are stupid, herdable cows (is herdable a word?).

 

[etalns]

Originally posted by: trilks

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: DingDingDao

Originally posted by: Phoenix86
It's so the spam makes it through word filters.

Winner. :beer:

True, but then who would want to purchase from a business seemingly run so poorly ? It's like they thought of how to storm the castle, but didn't think of what to do once inside. Hell, half the spam I get, I can't understand the product they're "marketing". WTF is the point ?

I agree completely. Somehow it must be profitable.

I never believe people buy any of the stuff they find in these ads...then I found ebay. Yes, I realize this is a joke.