Why do so many porn actresses have such bad boob jobs?

[JulesMaximus]

Seriously, those giant balloons aren't fooling anyone and the creases in them look so unnatural it's disgusting.

I find them to be a huge turn off.

Discuss.

Sorry JM, thread started off okay, but the frequency of people posting NSFW babe pictures below seems to be increasing -Anandtech Moderator DrPizza

 

[Genx87]

It is interesting. Think they could find somebody who can do a better job. But then again these chicks are getting balloon sized tits so maybe the cut cant be hidden. I agree it looks terrible. And for the most part so do the gigantic oversized tits. Proportions are more desirable imo.

 

[OhSnap688]

Well some people find it a huge turn-on as well. It's part of the business. Big fake boobs = money makers.

 

[CptCrunch]

Thats the only gig they can get with messed up boobs. No body cares about the boobs if your taking up the bum.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

they bought them when they were just stripping and escorting and didn't know any better.

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim
they bought them when they were just stripping and escorting and didn't know any better.

This man knows.


Yeah they can be a turn off. I'd imagine I'd only be able to fondle and suckle them for a few hours before I was disgusted with them.

 

[mesthead21]

I always wondered this as well. Doesn't make too much sense

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: CptCrunch
Thats the only gig they can get with messed up boobs. No body cares about the boobs if your taking up the bum.

usually can't see em on all 4's

They got the discount boob jobs and are paying for it

 

[Exterous]

I've always wondered about that for the women that end up with nipples pointed in weird directions after the fact

 

[TheVrolok]

Originally posted by: OhSnap688
Well some people find it a huge turn-on as well. It's part of the business. Big fake boobs = money makers.

This. I'm not a fan of them at all, I think they're rather hideous, but I do know a bunch of guys who salivate at the simple mention of 'em.

 

[Titan]

TTIWWP

 

[techs]

Really? I never look at porn so I will have to take your word for it.

 

[The Boston Dangler]

cheap fake boobs = bad idea executed badly

 

[geno]

We're a nation of excess where bigger is better with no effect of diminishing returns!

25" rims for all our cars
DD's for all the chicks
Triple cheeseburgers because one isn't enough!

 

[NFS4]

I hate Teagan Presley for going with the huge, fake melons. Her perky 34Bs were PERFECT. Oh well

Than again, I'm against fake boobs in the first place. Unless you're as flat as Selma Blair, you've probably got enough for a handful.

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: NFS4
I hate Teagan Presley for going with the huge, fake melons.

She went fake?!!? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

 

[Lamont Burns]

There are many without these funbags out there, too. The names escape me atm, but my memory always comes through in the clutch when I'm good and ready.

That sounds bad.

 

[waggy]

i hate the disgusting boob jobs. some are done so bad it makes me sick. some look like the nipples are plastic and nasty.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: Exterous
I've always wondered about that for the women that end up with nipples pointed in weird directions after the fact

There are a couple of possibilities -

They could have been slightly "off" to begin with, increasing the size of the breast make it more pronounced. Although a good surgeon should notice and correct it.
If the natural boobs differed in size they may need to use different sized implants in each breast to balance them out.
The surgeon sucks and hasn't aligned them properly when they were implanted.
They moved when healing. There is a reason they are bandaged up pretty good straight after...

etc.

 

[KeithP]

IMHO all fake boobs are hideous. Although I have to basically agree with IcebergSlim, they got them early in their career, probably before they had any money and they went cheap. Of course there is also the situation where the girl just gets them too big for her frame so matter how the actual surgery goes it just looks wrong.

-KeithP

 

[KeithP]

Originally posted by: PlasmaBomb

There are a couple of possibilities -

They could have been slightly "off" to begin with NSFW clothed example, increasing the size of the breast make it more pronounced....

etc.

That is probably a bad example. I have a feeling that is more a problem with her dress/bra than her. Go see "The Gift", they look fine.

-KeithP

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: geno

Originally posted by: NFS4
I hate Teagan Presley for going with the huge, fake melons.

She went fake?!!? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Apparently so

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: KeithP

That is probably a bad example. I have a feeling that is more a problem with her dress/bra than her. Go see "The Gift", they look fine.

-KeithP

It probably is a bad example, but I don't think I can find any that are remotely as safe... I don't want banned. Maybe I should just remove it?

Edit: She has had children and breast fed since the gift - which can cause permanent changes, and she is older.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: KeithP
IMHO all fake boobs are hideous.

/thread

 

[jtvang125]

Originally posted by: KeithP
IMHO all fake boobs are hideous. Although I have to basically agree with IcebergSlim, they got them early in their career, probably before they had any money and they went cheap. Of course there is also the situation where the girl just gets them too big for her frame so matter how the actual surgery goes it just looks wrong.

-KeithP

You mean like Francine Dee?

/vomit