Why do pirates wear patches?

[IronWing]

Because they're missing an aye.

 

[Sonikku]

I thought it was to make sure the game doesn't connect to "official" servers. :hmm:

 

[SKORPI0]

I thought it was to make sure the game doesn't connect to "official" servers. :hmm:

You don't wear the "patch", you "install" it. :sneaky:

 

[William Gaatjes]

They are trying to stop smoking....

 

[Iron Woode]

How much did it cost the Pirate to get earrings?

 

[IronWing]

Spoiler

a buck an ear

 

[RichUK]

Because they're gangsta

 

[Ichinisan]

Mythbusters said it's plausible that they do it so one eye is already adjusted for dark and they can easily fight below deck (just lift the patch when you go below deck). They tested the idea and it really does work.

 

[dr150]

Because they get poked in the eye from all their sword fights.....or that fucking parrot on their shoulder is an asshole with his beak.

 

[MtnMan]

Forgot they now have a hook after loosing a hand, and go to rub their eye.

 

[sdifox]

Cuz Steve Jobs told them one eye is better than two.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Pittsburgh Pirates dont.

 

[Kwatt]

Pittsburgh Pirates dont.

Occasionally it seems like some of them are wearing TWO!


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[Naer]

It's cause they're alpha af