Ah, a shitty drivers thread. Rant on! :biggrin:
A zipper merge is pretty darn fast moving when people do it right, but there's just no fucking way...
Agreed. A zipper merge is nearly
impossible around here because it's rare to find someone that would ever let you in. If the person cannot move in, they will just brake, and maybe the person in the good lane will also start braking to let them in. It's quite the fuster cluck.
Also, at least around here, most off-ramps give you plenty of time to slow down on them. You don't need to slow down from 70 to 30 in your lane before you get off the highway.
I see this a lot too. I usually prefer letting off the gas if I can, but I won't slow someone else down below the speed limit while I'm still in a lane of traffic.
But I don't think anything is worse as when you're in the right lane coming up to a red light first, about to make a right on red... and a guy in the left lane decides he has to be first at the light and goes into your lane preventing you from turning. F&#K Y!#. Inconsiderate. Use your head, you prick.
We have some straight+right lanes here that have a wide mouth, so people turning right can still turn even if someone is waiting there. The problem is that people are too busy ignoring everyone else to realize that sitting their huge ass flipping truck in the middle of the lane means you can't take advantage of this. :\
I see the same basic situation that you mentioned happen around here often in almost any lane. I'll be coming up to a light that's most likely going to change back to green soon (it's pretty easy to learn light patterns since they're all programmed), and the other lane will have two people in it. Except Dale Earnhardt decides that he wants that pole position, so even though he's already stopped, he moves over into the lane that I'm in.
The dick New Yorker will sit in the left lane going 65 or 70 (with no one in front of them) until you are about to pass in the middle lane. Then they speed up so you can't pass.
I see something kind of like that here. I use cruise control almost everywhere, so there's really no guessing what speed I'm going -- as long as the speed limit is constant, my speed is too. (My car is pretty good at keeping it the same even on hills.) So, when I pass someone rather easily, and then look back to find them riding my ass, it makes me wonder what in the world is going through their head. Usually about 30 seconds to a minute later, they'll back the hell off. I mostly see this on a 4-lane interstate with these people cruising at about +2 MPH in the second left-most lane.