Why do people take douche bags so seriously?

Syringer

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I actually know the answer to the question, I'm just posing it hypothetically.

I find it just so absolutely disgusting when so much coverage and attention is given to people that make comments that any reasonable person will find absolutely ridiculous.

Examples include, in recent news: Tim Hardaway, the Asian Week fella, and Ann Coulter. Their statements are just so shocking that I don't see how any "reasonable" (there's that word again, take it for what it means) could support them in the least way--yet the presses are stopped to give them an absolutely insane amount of attention. Why why why can't we just ignore them and make them go away?

As long as they're just words and no action is taken by these people, I don't see the need to invalidate what they say or validate what chodes they are.

It's like the trolls we see here and elsewhere, if you stop feeding them with attention, they'll just wither away and die. However when you give them endless press coverage it just moreso validates that they matter in our society, when they should be on the absolutely bottom of the rung when it comes to relevancy.

I understand the whole shock factor here and how "interesting" it is, and it's hard to blame the media for feeding what society yearns for. But on the same token (and here's the idealistic side of me speaking) can't we somehow encourage people for making intelligent, sensible comments, and give them attention? There's also the notion that media attention helps disparage the chodes who say what they do, but there's no such thing as bad press right?
 
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*looks at the douchebag's... excuse me.... OP's question*


*wonders why anyone would take him seriously*


:p

Sorry... had to be done. :D

Edit: SPIDER!
 

iamaelephant

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I honestly don't know, but I'm certainly guilty of it myself. I watch people like Ann Coulter and it gets my blood boiling, but it also makes me want to search YouTube for more of her interviews and dish on her on forums. Same thing with the aeroplane/conveyor belt threads - I know that the plane takes off, and the logic (or lack thereof) of the negative side of the debate infuriates me, but I keep coming back for more, every time the subject is raised.

In fact, if you really do know why people are like that, please share, I'd be interested to know. I couldn't tell you why I keep coming back and arguing with douche bags, but I do it anyway.
 

compuwiz1

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I thought thread was going to be about summer's eve. Apparently not.

BTW, some women don't stink, and do not need to douche.
 

her209

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I thought this thread was going to be about Jim Cramer and other douche baggery financial analysts.
 

Amused

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Douche bags clean pussies. But pussies hate douche bags because douche bags make them sick.
 

Rubycon

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Originally posted by: Amused
Douche bags clean p******. But p****** hate douche bags because douche bags make them sick.

Crude meter overload.

If there's one word that should be abolished from the English lang it's the P word and all its vulgar street synonyms.

 

her209

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Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Originally posted by: Amused
Douche bags clean p******. But p****** hate douche bags because douche bags make them sick.
Crude meter overload.

If there's one word that should be abolished from the English lang it's the P word and all its vulgar street synonyms.
What would you replace it with?
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Originally posted by: Amused
Douche bags clean p******. But p****** hate douche bags because douche bags make them sick.

Crude meter overload.

If there's one word that should be abolished from the English lang it's the P word and all its vulgar street synonyms.

I've never met a woman who didn't use that word. Especially during sex.

I can understand some of the other euphemisms, but pussy? It's more cute than crude.
 

Rubycon

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Originally posted by: Amused

I've never met a woman who didn't use that word. Especially during sex.

I can understand some of the other euphemisms, but pussy? It's more cute than crude.

You're comparing having sex to a post on an internet message board? Yikes!

:shocked:

I choose not to use that word publicly. That is all.

 

Amused

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Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Originally posted by: Amused

I've never met a woman who didn't use that word. Especially during sex.

I can understand some of the other euphemisms, but pussy? It's more cute than crude.

You're comparing having sex to a post on an internet message board? Yikes!

:shocked:

I choose not to use that word publicly. That is all.

Sorry. I was talking about cats, anyhow. ;)

 

Rubycon

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Originally posted by: Amused

Sorry. I was talking about cats, anyhow. ;)

Funny if you substitute cat in the sentence above it actually works. :laugh:

Cats hate water that's for sure and they tend to claw the living you know what out of people trying to bathe them.

 

Amused

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Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Originally posted by: Amused

Sorry. I was talking about cats, anyhow. ;)

Funny if you substitute cat in the sentence above it actually works. :laugh:

Cats hate water that's for sure and they tend to claw the living you know what out of people trying to bathe them.

I shoulda been a lawyer or politician, huh?

I could take the animal welfare stand in my campaign and my slogan would be:

Vote for Amused! He loves your pussy.
 

Amused

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Originally posted by: MS Dawn
In politics there is an excuse found for everything. :p

Oh that's no excuse. I really do love your...

Oh forget it. ;)