1. Wrong number, but too shy to say so.
2. Really wanted to talk to your wife, but you answered the phone.
3. Really wanted to talk to your teen daughter, but you answered the phone.
4. Really wanted to talk to your husband, but damn, you answered the phone.
5. Someone was calling to ask you out, but changed their mind.
6. Someone was calling after you called to ask them out, but lost your nerve, then they lost theirs.
7. Neighbor called to chew your ass out, over your barking dog, but thought better of it.
8. Someone was gonna offer you a great new credit card, til the guy next to him elboed him and told him you have bad credit.
9. Called to tell you about the greatest new investment, but while reading the paper, saw you just filed for bankruptcy.
10. Called to sell you a new home, but just realised he saw you a couple hours ago, in front of a mcdonalds, begging for coffee money.
So, why do they hang up? LOL
