Why do my ex girlfriends wait to become sluts until AFTER we're done dating?

[daveymark]

This has happened time and time again. I get in touch with an ex, and I find out one way or another that she's now a freak that likes to "try new things"...wtf? I must be doing something wrong.

 

[quakefiend420]

you=boring in bed

theres your answer...

 

[Heisenberg]

At least she didn't become a lesbian.

 

[zakee00]

its because you were so terrible in bed that they figured they needed to try new stuff before they get old and die.
EDIT: bastard, quake beat me to it

 

[OulOat]

You set them free... now it's time to reel them back in.

 

[Iron Woode]

My ex turned into a nympho after i popped her cherry. She was so much fun. I will probably never find another woman that sexual in my life. 🙁

 

[daveymark]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
you=boring in bed

theres your answer...

It's more of a situation where I wanted to do something, and she wasn't cooperative or gives me the fish eye. But now she's changed her mind, apparently.

 

[cyclohexane]

you mean they were not sluts before?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
you=boring in bed

theres your answer...

It's more of a situation where I wanted to do something, and she wasn't cooperative or gives me the fish eye. But now she's changed her mind, apparently.

You just didn't know how to turn her out.

 

[Pr0d1gy]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
you=boring in bed

theres your answer...

It's more of a situation where I wanted to do something, and she wasn't cooperative or gives me the fish eye. But now she's changed her mind, apparently.

The problem is she couldn't handle you and it made her very sexually shy & scared, because you D-whipped her so bad. Thus she figures a guy can't be better so she will try anything & everything. This is typically what we call a p1mp slapped lezbo.

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
you=boring in bed

theres your answer...

It's more of a situation where I wanted to do something, and she wasn't cooperative or gives me the fish eye. But now she's changed her mind, apparently.

You just didn't know how to turn her out.

yup...speaking from experience...make sure they are practically begging for it(read:really horny) before you spring something on them they might be adverse to...you'll have much better luck

 

[glugglug]

Ex girlfriend in college broke up with me because her parents forbid her to see me as I was "a bad influence".

3 years later, her pic gets sent to my porn site, doing 3 guys at once. I must have been a REALLY bad influence!

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: glugglug

Ex girlfriend in college broke up with me because her parents forbid her to see me as I was "a bad influence".

3 years later, her pic gets sent to my porn site, doing 3 guys at once. I must have been a REALLY bad influence!

lmao!

 

[Stojakapimp]

pics?

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: Stojakapimp
pics?

hehe...

STAT!

 

[AStar617]

Originally posted by: daveymark

Originally posted by: quakefiend420
you=boring in bed

theres your answer...

It's more of a situation where I wanted to do something, and she wasn't cooperative or gives me the fish eye. But now she's changed her mind, apparently.

But HOW did you bring it up? You need to be assertive and tell her what to do, don't ask. Just like Chris Rock said, you can't be like "Umm, excuuuse me... umm... I was wonderin'.. ummm.... if you had a second.... ummmm... maybe you could... ummm.. lick my balls?"

Note that this is NOT to be mistaken for ignoring the female's response of "No!"... Just be firm. I won't be responsible for your legal/moral fck-ups. lol.

 

[Baked]

Next time you meet a girl, nail her 2nd vagina in gas station bathroom on your 1st date.

 

[z0mb13]

Originally posted by: glugglug

Ex girlfriend in college broke up with me because her parents forbid her to see me as I was "a bad influence".

3 years later, her pic gets sent to my porn site, doing 3 guys at once. I must have been a REALLY bad influence!

you own a porn site??!?!?! LINK AND PASSWORD please!!!

😀😀

 

[MrChad]

Originally posted by: glugglug

Ex girlfriend in college broke up with me because her parents forbid her to see me as I was "a bad influence".

3 years later, her pic gets sent to my porn site, doing 3 guys at once. I must have been a REALLY bad influence!

shens 😛

 

[mchammer187]

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: glugglug

Ex girlfriend in college broke up with me because her parents forbid her to see me as I was "a bad influence".

3 years later, her pic gets sent to my porn site, doing 3 guys at once. I must have been a REALLY bad influence!

you own a porn site??!?!?! LINK AND PASSWORD please!!!

😀😀

and link to pic as well 😀

 

[iversonyin]

once again i find myself laughing at work:evil:

 

[Nikamichi]

Originally posted by: glugglug

Ex girlfriend in college broke up with me because her parents forbid her to see me as I was "a bad influence".

3 years later, her pic gets sent to my porn site, doing 3 guys at once. I must have been a REALLY bad influence!

Shens, if not...YHPM!

😛

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: glugglug

Ex girlfriend in college broke up with me because her parents forbid her to see me as I was "a bad influence".

3 years later, her pic gets sent to my porn site, doing 3 guys at once. I must have been a REALLY bad influence!

Think that was her way of saying she wants you back?

 

[NakaNaka]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: glugglug

Ex girlfriend in college broke up with me because her parents forbid her to see me as I was "a bad influence".

3 years later, her pic gets sent to my porn site, doing 3 guys at once. I must have been a REALLY bad influence!

Think that was her way of saying she wants you back?

Dude - you have a porn site!?!? 🙂

 

[xEDIT409]

Originally posted by: mchammer187

Originally posted by: z0mb13

Originally posted by: glugglug

Ex girlfriend in college broke up with me because her parents forbid her to see me as I was "a bad influence".

3 years later, her pic gets sent to my porn site, doing 3 guys at once. I must have been a REALLY bad influence!

you own a porn site??!?!?! LINK AND PASSWORD please!!!

😀😀

and link to pic as well 😀

SECONDED! 😀