Why do men have nipples?

[Eeezee]

I saw this at the book store the other day and it was full of crazy but interesting questions. I'd recommend picking it up for a few minutes at least.

Text

 

[swtethan]

[meet the parents] i have nipples greg, can you milk me? [/meet the parents]

 

[0roo0roo]

for the same reason women have orgasms

 

[Mucho]

for the same reason we have appendix

 

[eXx08]

for the same reasons we have a nose

 

[Forsythe]

Mens breasts can actually produce milk, just as womens can.

 

[loic2003]

Because a foetus effectively starts off as female then develops into a male at a later stage of development.

Next question?

 

[StrangerGuy]

Why do we have a sewer line in a recreation area?

 

[Rubycon]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Because a foetus effectively starts off as female then develops into a male at a later stage of development.

Next question?

Right, there has to be a defect somewhere.

 

[Stuxnet]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Because a foetus effectively starts off as female then develops into a male at a later stage of development.

Next question?

Beat me to it.

 

[ValkyrieofHouston]

Originally posted by: Forsythe
Mens breasts can actually produce milk, just as womens can.

Men do not have mammory glands or ducts and therefore cannot produce milk.

 

[Stuxnet]

*cut to Stewie breastfeeding off Peter*

 

[Fritzo]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
for the same reason women have orgasms

Because it was an accident?

 

[Iron Woode]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: Forsythe
Mens breasts can actually produce milk, just as womens can.

Men do not have mammory glands or ducts and therefore cannot produce milk.

wrong.

I suggest you research gender re-assignment. Giving female hormones to male-to-female transsexuals has the side effect of them lactating.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: Forsythe
Mens breasts can actually produce milk, just as womens can.

Men do not have mammory glands or ducts and therefore cannot produce milk.

wrong.

I suggest you research gender re-assignment. Giving female hormones to male-to-female transsexuals has the side effect of them lactating.

thats not a man anymore now, is it?

 

[OpenThirdEye]

Originally posted by: loic2003
Because a foetus effectively starts off as female then develops into a male at a later stage of development.

Next question?

So we all start off as females...maybe that's why sometimes I feel so pretty!

It's Friday and I'm slaphappy! w00t!

 

[Blieb]

non referral link:
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/1400082315/



Funny book

 

[Forsythe]

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: Forsythe
Mens breasts can actually produce milk, just as womens can.

Men do not have mammory glands or ducts and therefore cannot produce milk.

wrong.

I suggest you research gender re-assignment. Giving female hormones to male-to-female transsexuals has the side effect of them lactating.

thats not a man anymore now, is it?

Yes it is. It's a man with tits who's lactating. He's still XY, therefore, a man.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Heres my pair.

Its so funny when guys have big nipples. I dont.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: Forsythe

Originally posted by: shimsham

Originally posted by: Iron Woode

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: Forsythe
Mens breasts can actually produce milk, just as womens can.

Men do not have mammory glands or ducts and therefore cannot produce milk.

wrong.

I suggest you research gender re-assignment. Giving female hormones to male-to-female transsexuals has the side effect of them lactating.

thats not a man anymore now, is it?

Yes it is. It's a man with tits who's lactating. He's still XY, therefore, a man.

by definition (bolded) its not.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: Forsythe
Mens breasts can actually produce milk, just as womens can.

Men do not have mammory glands or ducts and therefore cannot produce milk.

The male mammory gland is non-functioning. They do have them, though.

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: ValkyrieofHouston

Originally posted by: Forsythe
Mens breasts can actually produce milk, just as womens can.

Men do not have mammory glands or ducts and therefore cannot produce milk.

O RLY?

 

[engineereeyore]

Originally posted by: swtethan
[meet the parents] i have nipples greg, can you milk me? [/meet the parents]

That's the scary thing, cause the answers is actually yes.

My wife found an article on a tribe in Africa where men have often nursed their own children. With the mortality rate being *so high* there, young children often do not have a mother to feed them. Although the man doesn't naturally use the milk ducts, he does have a few.

Kind of freaky to me, as I think any child that tried to nurse off me would choke to death on a hairball first.

 

[MrX8503]

I think the reasons why we have nipples is because everyone starts off at a base model whether you are male or female. If you are female your breasts develop and mature, but if your male you dont. Basically we have underdevelop breasts. On the flip side females even have organs where a penis would mature if they were male. But if they are female it doesnt mature and is something else all other males should be familiar with.

of course the nipple thing is my own speculation, but the thing about the penis is true.

 

[Accipiter22]

all fetuses start off as female in the womb. When exposed to estrogen (yes estrogen) in the womb, a fetus developes male characteristics afterwards