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why do men gain weight afterg getting married?

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I dont plan on it when i get married, since i now goto the gym and eat healthly, and so does the girl that I want to marry, and she feels the same way about keeping very nice body after marriage, neither of us want children. so theres no problem there either.....

 
Yeah, my wife and I were the same way. But you just get comfy. You work into a routine where you come home and don't wanna do anything. So you veg. Trust me, it'll happen. GL though.
 
Well lets see: The man and woman move in together. The wife's job is to cook and the man's job is to eat. So since there is an adequate cooking source, the man will continue to eat.



Disclaimer: I do not believe the fact that it is the wife's job to cook. This is what I have been told by my many sexist associates.
 
1)they are not in the dating game any more

2)someone is around who has at least seen someone cook before.
 
Because women make darn good food. 😀 You'd think with all the sex that newlyweds would be physically fit, though. 😉 😛

nik (intends to get more excersize out of his wife than the gym and his home equipment)
 


<< pcmodem, the japanese bombed pearl harbor, not the germans >>


i believe that is a quote from the Simpson's. regardless he should give credit to the author.
 


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<< pcmodem, the japanese bombed pearl harbor, not the germans >>


i believe that is a quote from the Simpson's. regardless he should give credit to the author. >>



It was in a movie, too
 
lol, because women believe in having something in the fridge besides beer and 3 yr old bottles of olives 🙂
 
my wife wonders this all the time. i went from 180 lbs at our wedding to currently 225 (down from 238 just 3 months ago).

i would like to get back to sub 200. 195 is my goal right now.

reason for weight gain, wifey cooks real good. 🙂
 


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<< pcmodem, the japanese bombed pearl harbor, not the germans >>


i believe that is a quote from the Simpson's. regardless he should give credit to the author. >>



It was in a movie, too >>





HAHAHAHA

Yeah the movie was ANIMAL HOUSE and it was said by John Belushi
 
i dont want to be fat and not lazy, and we already goto the gym and want to stay in shape..... we love outdoors and not jus sitting around
 
First she says "I do" then she doesn't...

No sex to burn off the calories..

just kidding btw

It's called not having to impress anyone anymore and women are just as guilty of it.
 


<< HAHAHAHA

Yeah the movie was ANIMAL HOUSE and it was said by John Belushi >>


damn, you are right. i was wrong. now i remember that. i don't think it was in a Simpson's episode actually...😱
 


<< Yeah, my wife and I were the same way. But you just get comfy. You work into a routine where you come home and don't wanna do anything. So you veg. Trust me, it'll happen. GL though. >>

Yep. It happens to almost everyone. I was heading down that path until I bucked up.
 


<< I dont plan on it when i get married >>



Well gee, since you arent planning on it happening what could possibly go wrong?

I didnt plan on it either, but sometimes, the best laid plans go awry.
 
It also depends on the age. Your body will bulk up in your early to mid twenties.

But it is true for whatever reason. It happened to me. I'm currently battling with the devilish 200lb monster... 🙁

amish
 


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<< Yeah, my wife and I were the same way. But you just get comfy. You work into a routine where you come home and don't wanna do anything. So you veg. Trust me, it'll happen. GL though. >>

Yep. It happens to almost everyone. I was heading down that path until I bucked up. >>



right, and we are bucking up now 😉 hope everything goes good for you!
 


<< It also depends on the age. Your body will bulk up in your early to mid twenties.

But it is true for whatever reason. It happened to me. I'm currently battling with the devilish 200lb monster... 🙁

amish >>

It's true your metabolism will slow down like a SOB as you get a bit older. I'm 24 and I can't eat nearly as recklessly as I used to be able to even though I've been weightlifting for years so I have a decent metabolism. When i was 17 theonly thing that would put on weight was abusive and sinful consumption of gross amounts of junk food. Now eating "normally" i have to keep a constant eye on things.
 


<< why do men gain weight afterg getting married? >>



It's all a conspiracy set forth by the feminist movement years ago. Their plan is to get us all fat after we are married and then go on Jenny Jones to cry to the audience how she's just not attracted to us anymore since the weight gain. After the show she divorces her man, takes half his money and then moves in with Pablo the swedish pool boy and the process starts all over again.

Evil I say, Evil.
 
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