Why do I keep farting?

[Pray To Jesus]

It keeps going once every 5 minutes bam bam crop dust

 

[qliveur]

What did you eat?

 

[Fritzo]

Mating season.

 

[Newbian]

Suggest you do what your name is as you are going to explode in a bit.

 

[CrackRabbit]

Because you touch yourself at night.

 

[Malak]

You are already dead. Just go lie down.

 

[Rubycon]

Because your internal pressure is higher than outside.

 

[ShawnD1]

Maybe you ate something you cant digest. Or maybe you swallow air all the time because you are a mouth breather.

 

[DominionSeraph]

Lactose intolerance can come and go, and damn can that get you farting.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Because you're disgusting?

 

[SKORPI0]

Just Pray to Jesus OP. :hmm:

 

[BabaBooey]

Too much anal play ?

 

[ChaoZ]

I've noticed that I fart more as I get older.

 

[jhansman]

All your answers lie within (literally)...

http://www.heptune.com/farts.html

 

[mmntech]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Because your internal pressure is higher than outside.

Classic.

 

[waffleironhead]

get some dryer sheets and place them over your bhole.

 

[amdhunter]

pics?

 

[akugami]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.

I was gonna post that. LOL.

 

[coldmeat]

I'm farting a lot today too, not sure why. They're stinky too.

 

[Rubycon]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.

Wrong month.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjXzzAMU9Zo

 

[coldmeat]

Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.

And the more you toot, the better you feel. So eat your beans with every meal!

 

[her209]

You're pregnant.

 

[Jeff7]

Just a thought: Imagine if your rectum had vocal cords.

Lactose intolerance can come and go, and damn can that get you farting.

Definitely...among other things.



Now, when I drink raw milk, there's absolutely no gas, and no intestinal distress of any kind.
:awe:

 

[LOL_Wut_Axel]

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